FOR THE HP LOVERS!
 

AND

TWIHARDS! (Don't get butt hurt reading this, I think Bella is amazing.)

(I seriously don't hate Twilight.. I loved the way she wrote it, with sarcasm and things that made me laugh, but I guess it's the plot I didn't really like... and that she jumped off a cliff for a guy she's met for like a year?)

Plus, from the last chapter, Percy isn't really a blood bender.. I mean he can control any liquid I guess xD. And if he can't, blood has water in it.

READ THE BOTTOM, IT'S IMPORTANT!!

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*The school is hot and stuffy with people fighting in other places.*

Bellatrix: FALL DOWN YOU DISGRACE!!

Bella: Ok :)

*Bella sits down.*

Bellatrix: STAND UP AND FIGHT!

Bella: Nah, you old hag you told me to sit down or did you forget THAT?

Bellatrix: '-' I will kill you now. CRUCIO!

*The spell jumps off Bella's sparkling skin.*

Bella: I forgot to mention that my skin is diamond crusted :)

Bellatrix: DROP DEAD ALREADY!

Bella: I'll make you drop :)

*She rushes toward Bellatrix then plops down and looks constipated.*

Bellatrix: O.O what are you doing?

*Bellatrix apperates a toilet.*

Bella: This :)

*She puts on her shield.*

Bellatrix: Umm what's it supposed to do...

Bella: Go through it.. you won't be able to B)

*Bellatrix goes through the 'shield'*

Bellatrix: Um.. you have no talent '-' Now you've wasted my time enough! Time to kill you!

Bella: Why don't we resolve this by going cliff diving and giving hugs (づᵔ◡ᵔ)づ

Bellatrix: └[ಠ෴ಠ]┘ WHY DON'T I THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF AND MAKE SURE NO MUTTS SAVE YOU?

Bella: D: NO PLEASE YOU'RE WORKING FOR TEACHER ANYWAYS I WONT BE KILLED BY YOU!

Bellatrix: '-' Oh well. LUMOS!

*Bella's diamonds fall off.*

Bella: PLEASE KEEP ME OUT OF MY MISERY!

Bellatrix: Okay :)

*Bellatrix takes Bella to a cliff.*

Bellatrix: I hope ya love intestines :D

*Bellatrix pushes Bella off, and she gets eaten by a Narwhal.*

Bellatrix: "ψ(｀∇')ψ BAHAHAHA!

*Percy passes by riding on a water ski.*

Percy: NARWHAL NARWHAL SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION!

Bellatrix: YOU'RE NEXT!

Percy: Bye!

*Percy hides underwater.*

DEFEAT

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Hey :DD

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR THE WATTY'S SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME!!

Please please PLEASE nominate me!! (I'll put the link on my conversations)

If you do I will dedicate a chapter to you or give a shutout! (Yes I will actually go through every single name)

Thank you guys ilyyy so much