Hay guys :^D :3) :4)

HAHA I GOT 3 FACES IN ONE SENTENCE!! *Victory dance.*

I'm pretty sure you all know why I haven't updated... its that unspeakable 'S' word thang....

YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE REMEMBER THE INNOCENTS!

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*Your in class, on your phone.*

Door: KNOCK KNOCK

Doorbell: No one-

Class: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR WHINING GOSH!

Doorbell: ):

*The door swings open and your dad walks in.*

Teacher: WELL WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? THEY ALL CRAWL BACK FOR MORE!

You: O.o

Dad: No... not that... I'm here to talk about my child... you..

*He stares at you and Class has to hold you back.*

Dad: I've come to realize that you, Monica, are the best thing that's happened to me... can you look after my child while I'm gone? I'm going to Albina for a couple.. I dunno 120 years..

*Your teacher's eyes glint.*

Teacher: But of course baby...c; You what do you think of this?

You: I think you should get some carmex, and get admitted in a mental asylum.

Dad: Bye honey! I love it that your already comfortable with your mom!

*He rides on a unicorn that flies away to Albania.*

You: WAAAIIIT NOO!!

Teacher: Don't worry all! I'm flying off to LA for a week!

You: So they'll be a sub?! :D

Teacher: Of course not! You all are coming with me!

You: Well it is LA.... think of all food >:D

Teacher: Okay lets go!

*Magic school bus truck appears and everyone hops on.*

Teacher: BUS TAKE US TO LA!

Bus: Trip to LA, will happen in less than a minute. Please enjoy our non-stopping flow of pizza and Pepsi B)

You: MOVE OVER FILTHY PEOPLE HANDS OFF PIZZA!

*The bus stops, and all the pizza disappears.*

You: NUH :(

Teacher: Welcome to LA! Oh would ya look at that! 3:00 p.m.... time to go to bed!

Class: Is it just me or is Teacher acting weird... o.O

You: Meh. Maybe it's you discovering your inner self...

Class: No one believes me....

*She walks off, while your teacher leads you all to cabins.*

You: Where'd all this come from?!

Teacher: From everywhere and nowhere.

Lucy: My tiny soul finds comfort in those words.

You: ........ Cabins then?

Teacher: So all the girls sleep right here...

*She points to a bed closest to the door.*

Teacher: And the boys..... next to my ward ;)

*Traumatized boy lays and ground and twitches.*

Teacher: Yeah... I'll attend to the boys LATER ;)...

*She makes a dart for the door.*

Class: Something isn't right..... I'm going after her.

You: I'll go with you..

Geovensia: No way! O-m-g  if there's a wolf somewhere here... IT'LL EAT MY DESIGNER HANDBAGS!!

You: ..... The chances of wolves here are 1 percent ....

Geovensia: What does 1 PER cent mean?!? OHH I know it means for every piece of my hair its 1 cent!

You: -.- Please just shut up your giving me a headache...

Class: Come on hurry.. I can't smell her scent that much anymore... I mean I don't see her anymore...

You: Hurry! Geovensia! DROP THE BAG YOUR NOT TAKING THAT BAG WITH YOU!

*She rolls her eyes.*

Geovensia: Whatever stupid little piece of garbage!

You: NO YOU DIDN'T!

*Geovensia collapses on the ground and you hear her bones crack.*

Class: Im gone you all are taking to long....

You: Get up you "stupid piece of garbage".

Geovensia: Okay... B)

*You guys run out of the cabin, and Geovensia slips a designer handbag under her shirt.*

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I am officially the queen of worse endings xDD

Should I make a part two orr :P

If I do make a part 2, it'll be updated tomorrow tho..