Hey guys '3'

So alot of you are asking me why I hate Twilight so much.

Well its not that I HATE it....

Its.. its... its just....

I don't like glittery tampons.

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*You class has to do photo shoots for the school yearbook*

Teacher: Okay shut up students!

*All the students be quiet and watches your teacher.*

Teacher: Okay class! You is up!

*You stand stand behind the white background thing.*

Picture man: Smile hunny!

*You frown and start crying because  you remember how miserable your life is.*

Teacher: Stop frowing hon! Remember me and a smile will appear on that cute face of yours!

You: O.O :(

*You frown harder and the picture man take the picture.*

Teacher: Oh well you still look attractive in frowns....

You: O.o

*3 weeks later, and the picture comes out.*

You: I hope she isn't in her classroom....

*You forget a packet of Oreo's in the classroom and come back after school to get it.*

You: Please don't be here....

*You walk in and hear rumbling sounds from the desk, so you be dumb and go to see what it is.*

Teacher: Oh my I love you so much!

*You find your Teacher cuddling with your school picture.*

You: What are you doing?

Teacher: Cuddling with bae.... WAIT BAE IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW :D

*She hugs you and kisses you on the forehead.*

Forehead: Have mercy on my soul.....

*Your forehead shrivels up and dies.*

Teacher: Weird. That's what happened to the Principal when I kissed him only everywhere so he died if ya know what I mean..... ;)

*You go over to your seat and take the Oreos, and try to sneak out of the room.*

Teacher: -and thats also what happened to George Hamilton, 5th grade... hey where ya going bae?!

*She chases you down the hall, and you see Bob the janitor.*

Bob: Hi you! It's nice seeing you here!                                      

You: Not the time get out of the way this woman's convinced I'm her bae.

Teacher: YOOOHOOO BAE!!

*Bob stares at your teacher.*

Bob: Your the most beautiful human I've ever laid eyes on......

You: You don't have eyes your a titan so you see through you brain.... (Makes this up xD)

Teacher: Titan? Money. Fame. Cute children!

Bob: Lets go get married.... :D

*Your teacher and Bob run into the sunset, but drops her because shes heavy.*

You: O.o I'll be leaving now bye!!