Hey guys :I

Okay so I'll flat out say this:

Happy late Eid, to those who celebrate it '3',

I'm really sick... my friends mom made lamb.. and I NEVER knew it was so good. At first I thought it was gross... but the instines are so good :')

And I overstuffed myself, I've thrown up like a million times. Also, I have these really bad cramps (girls you know what I'm talking about.)

So to sum this up: My patience level is nit :(

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*You realize your teacher is planning to make you scarred for the rest of your life, so you skip class.*

You: Woohoo! At least I get to stay home alone and watch Netflix and eat all the food in the fridge!

*You unlock your front door, and hear a mans voice.*

You: HEY IF YOUR A BURGLAR STOP WHERE YOU ARE I HAVE FISTS! (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

*You hear the voice stop talking so you walk in and lock the door.*

You: COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THAT FRIDGE!

*The man comes out of the kitchen with his hands full of your precious food.*

You: Dad?

Dad: It's me honey :)

You: FIRST OFF DON'T CALL ME HONEY YOU LEFT ME TO ROT WITH YOUR DEMON CHILD-

Dad: Honey it isn't like that :(

You: SECOND OFF GET YOUR CRUSTY HANDS OFF MY FOOD!

Dad: Okay... sorry please don't kill me I know I've been a really bad dad, but can you let me explain?

You: DROP IT! DROP IT!

Dad: Oh okay :)

*Dad drops beat.*

You: ಠ__ಠ Sit down please.

*You guys sit down and he hands you pomegranates.*

You: Drop that right now.... ohh the fingers ◴_◶

Dad: o.O Oh okay.... now look I didn't mean for her to get a baby... it just went 0-100 real fast and....

You: Please be quiet I feel sick right now ):

*You hear scuttling outside the door, and look out of the peephole and see Lydia.*

Dad: What's that scuttling?!

Lydia: Oh I'm leaves being crunched ^_^

Dad: Oh okay. I'm going to go to sleep...

Lydia: B)

You: How can I even see her evil eyes while inside the house and closed the door?

*You smash down the fourth wall.*

Lydia: Uh okay...

*Your dad goes upstairs while you watch Lydia takes out a box of matches silently.*

Natsu: Child ಠ_ಠ What ಠ__ಠ Are ಠ___ಠ You ಠ____ಠ Doing ಠ_____ಠ ?!

*Lydia rolls her eyes, and sarcastically talks.*

Lydia: Oh no Natsu... I'm so scared T-T

Natsu: BURNING THINGS DOWN ARE MY JOB THIS IS A DISGRACE!

*Natsu burns her body to a crisp, then leaves her for crows to feed on.*

You: Oh thank you ;) are you single by any chance?

Lisanna: No he is not T-T

You: '-' That won't stop me... B)