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78: Don't Bring your Sibling to School! (Part 2)


Warning: PJ scene: Any true PJ fan will see it right away but please don't spoil it because I already have a list long enough to find people. B)

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*Everyone's out and ready to race on a track.*

Substitute: Oh and also, there might be large gumballs coming at you and squish you to death so you might die but oh well!

You: o.O Uh okay....

Sister: I AM READY FOR THIS!

*Brother stares at Alex Willis, then at Sister.*

Brother: Make sure Ale- I mean my sister are safe. Promise?

You: Promise.

Lydia: I WILL KILL IF I HAVE TO! Well, literally y'know.

Teacher: On your mark...

Brother: I need to go pee.

Teacher: Get set....

Brother: No seriously....

Teacher: Go!

Brother: Oh okay!

*He pees in his cart, while your far ahead in the race.*

You: THIS FEELS SO GOOD!!

*Your sister and Lydia catch up and beat you.*

Class: GO SISTER! GO SISTER! GO SISTER!

Lydia: Curse those puny muggles! I'll make sure there's no sister to cheer about B)

*She silently takes out a box of matches.*

You: I feel like I've seen his scene before.... oh well pit stop to eat one of my gummy bear chairs!

*Lydia throws a match in your sisters cart, and it explodes, and sends flames on everyone else's carts.*

You: NO FAIR I DON'T LIKE GUMMIES GOOEY EWW! Wait wheres my sister?

Lydia: That charred body over there...

*She points to a body in a corner.*

You: WHAT NO WHATS GOING ON HOW? ONE FLAME CANT GET HER LIKE THAT!

Lydia: I poured gasoline on her seat beforehand. Bye I gotta race to win!

*You race after her, with everyone else in your class, and Alex Willis comes in level with you.*

Alex: Hey You. So.. you know I really like you and...well will you go out wit-

*A giant gumball topples on him and he's crushed.*

You: Okay maybe never bye!!

*You see the finish line at the end, and Lydia is near it.*

You: NOOO!

*Your ditch the car, and run instead, and get run over by your classmates.*

Substitute: AND THE WINNER IS LYDIA!

*You get up, staggering.*

You: No.. you can't give it to her... you know bad things could happen...

Substitute: Nonsense! Congratulations!

Lydia: Yeah whatever gimme the freaking bottle I have a hospital to attend to...

*She grabs for the bottle, and disappears. Your brother runs up.*

Brother: Hey you! Did you win? Did Sister win? Did Alex win?

*You turn to him slowly, and crouch down to his height.*

You: Hey bro.... I have something important to say... about those two people...

Brother: Come on lets go to an ice cream place to celebrate!

You: Look... they're down with mom with Hades (insert anything you believe in)..

Brother: Your funny lets go to an ice cream place already!

*You drag your brother and show him the bodies.*

Brother: No... you did this right! Your pranks! Right? Say it's a prank!

*You don't say anything and look away.*

Brother: No. NO NO NO! YOU PROMISED! YOU LIAR YOU LIED TO ME!

You: I'm sorry... I didn't know... I tried okay...

Brother: FOR ALL I KNOW YOU WHINED ABOUT GOOEY GUMMY BEARS AND REJECTED ALEX!?!

You: .... I'm sorry...

*Your brother storms away with miniature skeletons in his wake.*

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Yup Nico 2.0 there c;

Had to include it I just love Nico '3'


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