73: Don't Go to Your Teacher's Baby Shower!
*Your teacher gives birth to your half sister, and your family is gathered around your teacher.*
Teacher: Have a closer look at her! My my, she looks nothing like me! Shes gorgeous!
You lemme see..
*You see a little girl sitting on the kitchen counter top.*
You: Aww. But I thought she was a newborn?
Teacher: My kind tends to... develop more quickly. Her name is Lydia.
You: Uhh okay...
*Your mom storms in.*
Mom: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? MY HUSBAND DID NOT HAVE A CHILD THAT DOESNT HAVE A CHILD THATS NOT MINE!
Teacher: Heck yes he did... with me!
*Your teacher and your mom fight, and you're there awkward, so you go to Lydia.*
You: Heh. Hii what's your name?
*Lydia looks at you.*
Lydia: God I already know you know my name, so stop acting like those wannabe babysitters!
You: .......Uh. You want to go to see a movie? Why did I say that....
Lydia: Sure why not B)
*Your mom hears this.*
Mom: Movie? I'll come too!
*She detangles herself from your Teacher.*
Mom: Bye were going to see a movie bye!
*You guys rush to a movie theater, and rush past past the doors.*
You: Hey do you like finding Dory?
Lydia: No. I like The Purge movies, Deadpool, and videos sacrificing My Little Ponies.
You: Oh okay.... Uh.. lets watch Finding Dory anyways...
*You guys walk into the room, and sit down.*
Mom: Omg, I love Finding Dory!
You: Exactly! Lydia doesn't like it....
Mom: Don't talk to me about that little brat... she stole your dad!!
*Lydia's eyes glint.*
Lydia: I've got to go to the bathroom... can someone take me?
Mom: You go take her... I don't wan't to be anywhere near that freak before I slit her throat with my hoops!
You: Lets go..
*Lydia drags you to the outside of the theater.*
You: What are we doing here?
*Lydia silently takes out a box in her pocket.*
You: Whats that?!
*She takes out a box on matches, and lights the whole pack, and throws it on the theater.*
You: HA you cant light a whole building with only THA-
*She pours gasoline on the fire.*
R.I.P
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