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Sorry for not updating...

I had to get my teeth scrubbed down with a mini drill.

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*Your sick of your teacher crying over her ex, so you decide to be nice and help her out.*

Teacher: VOLDY COME HOMEEE IM SO ALONEEEEE VOLDY COME HOMEEE!

*You walk into the room.*

You: Uhh heyy hunny *gag* I'm backk

*The teacher looks up at you and stares.

Teacher: Vo-vol-vol

Alex Willis: Volleyball?

Teacher: SHUT UP CHALKBOY!

Alex Willis: :(

Teachr: Anyways... VOLDEMORT! YOU DITCHED BELLATRIX FOR ME?!

You: Uhh yeahh I did... :I

Teacher: And you grew a nose?! :D What plastic surgeon?

You: Uhhh... Jeff.

Teacher: I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME.... I HAVE IT ALL YA KNOW ;)

*She rips off her clothing to reveal a bathing outfit.*

You: GAH! I mean... Aahh your so hottt D:

Teacher: I knew it c;

*The real Voldemort walks in, will Bellatrix around his arm.*

Bellatrix: Ohh so THIS is the filthy mudblood that you spent half your life with?

*She spits on the teacher, and pulls out her wand.*

Class: Uhh whats going on.. O.O

Voldemort: Noo honey there's muggles watching us dont do this right now

Bellatrix: I DONT GIVE A FART IF ANYONE'S  WATCHING

*Bellatrix and Voldemort walk away, bickering.*

Teacher: So if he's real voldemort, you must be...

*She reaches for your mask.*

You: NO PLEASE D:

*She pulls of your mask, and then gasps.*

Teacher: HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME LIKE THAT! ALL I WANTED WAS HIM TO GIVE ME WAS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER HAD!

Rhianna: Something that I've never seen.....

Teacher: GET LOST!

Rhianna: -.-

Teacher: ANYWAYS I WILL KILL YOU! Not yet anyways..... the time will come B)

You: Uh okay...