Hey Guys! Sorry for not updating!! I've been having my writer block phase again! Oh and there's a  HP reference

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*It's your big test so everyone brings in pencils, because the teacher isn't giving you guys any.*

You: I don't have any D:

*You find a boy named Derek with 20,000 pencils

You: Heyy Derek... um best friend... can I have a pencil please?!

*Derek glares at you.*

Derek: Well according to my calculations... for every 3 minute of the test, a pencil should be switched out  500 times, since there's 120 minutes for testing. This will no doubt maintain sharpness and boldness our test needs.

You:... soo do I get a pencil?

Derek: No get lost... '-'

You: .-.

*You spot a pack of pencils on your teachers desk.*

You: Well she won't notice anything if I only take one....

*You pick up one pencil, and walk back to your desk. Sirens go off.*

Teacher: WHO TOUCHED ME-

You: Thermostat?

*Teacher sees you holding her pencil, and charges at you then sits on you.*

Teacher: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ME PENCILS?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I GOT THEM!?

You: No....

Teacher: FROM VOLDY!

You: Wow you and Voldy are still together?

Teacher: No... this was his goodbye present.. for when he ran off to marry Bellatrix..

*She sits in a corner and cries.*

You: Ohh.. well since your so sad because of him, I'll help you.. B)

*You take her pack of pencils and take off.*

Teacher: COME BACK HERE!