*You ignore the title and audition for the play anyways.*

Teacher: Okay congrats to the following people: 'You, Christine, Paul, and Heather.'

Heather: Wait who's 'You'?

You: Me

Heather: Ohh YOU.

You: o.O What?

*Teacher clears her throat.*

Teacher: Since there's no boy's to play 'Bob', looks like I have to fill in.

You: Oh unimportant...

*You guys rehearse.*

Teacher: Okay, 'You' is Kathy. Christine is Suzanne. Paul is Crumpledoodle....

You: Crumpledoodle? The dog?

Teacher: No old man.

You: Uhm okay.

*You guys start playing.*

Teacher (Bob) : But my blistering pain cannot be ceased, for only your tender lips on mine will! Kiss me Kathy!

You (Kathy): Wait we don't ACTUALLY have to kiss... RIGHT

*Teacher licks her crusty lips.*

You: Mkk no byee!

*You run away from your teacher.*

Teacher: COME BACK YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM!

You: D: