Hey guys, SUPER sorry for no updates!! It was the last week of school, and finals were EVERY DAY, so I had to study. And I didn't want to give super short updates, so here it is :D

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*It's the last day of school, and you don't want any summer homework, so you give her makeup.*

You: Um here I guess...

*Teacher rips off the present paper, and starts screaming.*

Teacher: O-M-G!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY BAEE

*She hugs you.*

Teacher: Lemme go put this on!!

*Your teacher rushes out of the room to put on the makeup.*

You: EVERYONE HURRY OUT OF THE WINDOWS SHES PUTTING ON MAKEUP!!

*Everyone screams, and goes for the windows.*

Random guy: EVEN IF I DIE FROM THIS, IT'LL SAVE ME FROM SEEING HER HIDEOUS FACE!

*Your teacher comes back, and sees no one there.*

Teacher: Hello? Anyone here? I'm done with my makeup!!

*Boys in your class suddenly crawl back in the window and repair there broken heads.*

Boy: So... I don't remember asking... how old are you?

Teacher: Only 69.. but I'm turning 70 tomorrow...

Boys: OKAY BACK TO THE WINDOWS!!

Teacher: :(