*You finish eating bean tacos, feeling like you stomach is going to explode.*

You: Okay if I fart quietly, I'll be good...

*You fart, and it ends up sending a earthquake over the cafeteria.*

You: Uhm.. who did that? o.O

*Everyone drops dead from your toxic fart.*

Bean tacos: LETS GET HERE! NO ONES AROUND SO WE CAN DEVOUR THE OREOS YAY

You: OREOS PROTECT ME!

Oreos: Sorry hun, your all alone on this one!!

*Oreos jump out of your head, and disappear.*

You: NOO! Wait, if your gonna posses me, please don't take over my brain!

Bean tacos: Um if we don't posses your brain, how else are we gonna posses you?

You:.... Uhm you can posses my uncontrollable farting?

Bean tacos: OKAY YES, WE'LL TAKE OVER THAT, AND KILL EVERYONE WITH YOUR TOXIC FUMES!!

You: :'(