*A clean freak annoys you everyday by getting up every 5 seconds to squirt her hands with hand sanitizer.*

You: Hmm... a little squirt..

*You fill clear glue in a hand santizer bottle.*

You: Perfect.

*You put it on the  bookshelf, as people file in.*

Clean freak: Oh my god, I touched my lock, locker, and my book bag! Who knows how many microscopical germs were on that!

*She squirts on the santizer.*

Clean Freak: Thats perfect. Now some on my eyelids and mouth, and my openings on my nostrils.

You: Noo D:

*The clean freak rubs it all over her face. She  stats mumbling stuff.*

Teacher: Sydney, whats the matter now?

*The clean freak turns blue, because her nostrils and mouth is sealed.*

Teacher: What? You want to go to the bathroom? Why didn't you tell me?

*She tosses her out of the class.*

Teacher: Now don't knock yourself out too hard, you know our school doesn't have Febreeze..