In honor of making #4 in Random.. I'm gonna be updating longer posts, and more oftenly! I love you guys so much I want to give you a hug and squeeze you so hard your intestines squirt out from your eyes B) jk lol (or am I?)

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*You make a sign that says, 'Pull the bar, and get candy'*

You: Hm.. a little more glue will do...

*You glue down the paper on the alarms. You see your teacher coming down the hall, so you hide.*

Teacher: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?! CANDY DISPENSER,  AND IT SAYS "FIRE ALARM"! IT MUST BE FIRE FLAVOR!

*She excitedly pulls down on the alarm, and the whole school is beeping.*

Principal: EVACUATION HURRY NOW!

Teacher: NO FAIR CANDY COME OUT

*Your teacher stomps her feet.*

Principal: So it was you...

Teacher: What?!

Principal: It's okay, your not gonna be fired.. I love you too much.

Teacher: Oh Brad, kiss me!

*They kiss and you throw up while being trampled by students.*

You: Ow.. I really shouldn't of done that...