*Its 1st period, and you run from the bathrooms. It's also teacher appreciation day.*

You: This should impress my teachers... B)

*Teacher walks in the bathroom, and sits on stall.*

Teacher: Oh... *grunt* it's gonna be a big one..

You: o.O

*You hear your teacher flush, and shuffle to the sink.*

Teacher: Oh hey! Cereal! Mmm.. yummy... but how will I eat without washing my hands?!

You: He he..

Teacher: Oh I know.. not wash my hands at all, and use the spoon I keep in my underwear :)

Cereal: No please :(

Teacher: HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE YUM

*You gag in the nearest trash can*

You: I'm sorry Cereal... :(

Cereal: HELPP