*Your as usual, running from your crazy teacher who knows your every hiding place.*

You: Okay maybe this will work...

*You squeeze yourself in a locker.*

Teacher: COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVERY YOU ARE TEACHER WANNA PLAYYYY

You: O.o  Please don't notice me...

Teacher: Who said that?

You: Uhm.. stray wrapper?

Teacher: Oh okay....

*Teacher walks away.*

You: Yay now I can get out!

*You try to unlock the locker.*

You: What the- It's locked from the outside.

Locker: MHM IT'S BEEN SO LONG THAT I'VE EATEN SOMETHING GOOD!

*The locker gives a series of farts and rumbles. The Phillips commercial lady pops up.*

Phillips woman: Do you have constipation, diarrhea, gas bloating pain?

Locker: Cursed woman! Go away!!

*The Phillips woman leaves.*

You: Uhmm... Oh okay then...

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If you want to know why I wasnt updating for so long, check out my wall bc I'm tired of repeating the same story over and over ;<