Umbridge:  REDIKKU-

Percy: NOOO!

*Percy jumps in front of the spell.*

Anabeth: Why would you do that... for a random mortal person....

Umbridge: It's not a regular mortal... it's mixed with.. possessed aliens and tacos and...

You: Um how did this whole problem come to be?

Umbridge: You questioned me about voldy baee

You: ..... please... make me forget this.... :(

Umbridge: With pleasure.

Umbridge: OBLIVATE

*Everything does dark, and you wake up on your desk.*

Teacher: WAKE UP!

*Teacher wakes you up.*

You: DON'T TOUCH! YOUR UMBRIDGE

Class: .....

*Teacher leans in your ear.*

Teacher: I'll make sure Voldy hangs you on a unicorn tail (B

You: D: IT IS REAL!

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Not remotely funny, but plain weird.

I know :P

Remember: Theses are more like like fillers for #40