*You take duct tape and make it look like toilet paper, and make it feel like it too.*

You:  Hehe... I'll help people by giving them a free haircut!

*Teacher walks in, so you hide in a stall.*

Teacher: Uh oh, teacher gotta go potty!

You: O.o

*Teacher enters the stall, and you hear her/him pee.*

Teacher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOO! MY FLESH...!

*Teacher crawls out of stall in pain.*

Teacher: MAKE THE MADNESS STOOP!!

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One answer:

YES IVE DONE THISS! MWHAHAHA *TEARS OUT HAIR.*

I'm completely normal.

^laughed while writing that..

Excuse my randomness... but NO, I'm not stopping at 30

Thanks to you guys who wanted to help.... that's why I love you guys <3

Not only that, I wouldn't be here if it we weren't for you guys :')