*You and your friends are at the mall.*

Friend: Oh MY GOSH!! This dress would be so cute on me! Hold it while I find heels!

You: Okay I guess...

*Your friend makes you hold all of her heavy clothes.*

You: I *GASP* need.. a break...

*You sink down into the ground because the clothes are heavy.*

You: Where am I...

*Oreo's crawl on you.*

Oreo's: Mmm.. hair! I haven't gotten hair for a long time... B)

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Friend: What was that?

Clerk: Squeaky wooden floors..... B)