*You run out of the house, and see your bus leave.*

You: Wait NOOO!*The bus stops, so you climb on the back rail. The bus goes again.*

You: Yay! Free airr!

*The bus suddenly stops, and leaves you flying in the air.*

You: Yaaay I can fly!!

*Gravity hates you, so you are sent falling down on a windshield.*

Driver: Heh? Wat was that?

*The driver is an old lady.

You: I'm very sorry...

Old lady: AAAA IT TALKS AAAAA

*She jumps out of her car and attempts to scrape you off.

Old lady: ERG.. GET OFF!