*Your first in class, seat next to you is empty. Someone come sits there.*

You: NOOO! YOU SQUISHED ELLY!

Dude: O.o You okay...?

*You fall on your knees and start crying.*

You: WHY, WHY ELLY?

*You suddenly stop.*

You: Oh wait, she drifted away before you could sit...

*You walk away like nothing happened.*

Dude: O.o... okay...