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100: You vs. Teacher


^LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL COVER UP THERE THANKS jakepatt !!

THIS IS THE FINAL JAM

You might die in this one :))

IF YOUR READING THIS

I LOVE YOU.

Even if you don't love me, or even hate me, I honestly don't care.

I love you :'I

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*You're glad to be back in the center of attention, and call your fandoms to unite.*

You: I know some of you died while fighting.... thank you for being here.

Edward: Bella died for this.... so does this mean Renesme dies?

You: Don't know and don't care. Child's future is messes up anyways, mated to a 26 year old...

Renesme: '-' Uhm hes hot so...

You: Rigghtt. Anyways, even though most of the enemy is dead, their leader Teacher isn't. And shes a coward hiding with C-chalk boy, while her spawns fight.

Derek: This creating, in essence, in need to make a battle plan, BUT we have to keep as much allied as possible as numbers are limited, so we should send groups in quartiles, to maintain supercalifragilisticexpialidocious results!

You: ..... I actually understand that. So we sent off groups of people to look for him.... but there's nothing to distract teacher... unless..

*Your eyes trail over to Renesme.*

Renesme: WHAT do you want you sick creep looking-

You: Your going to pretend to be Lydia. She doesn't know Lydia is dead yet.... and you act EXACTLY like her...

Renesme: SO your trying to say I act like a demon, but is beautiful.

You: Yeah.....

Renesme: I like it. Lets get going then idiot.

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*You send teams of four to look down for Chalk Boy, Renemsme with Teacher and you make a team of your own.*

You: Okay, Class, Sister, Mom, and dad come with me.

Edward: WHAT ABOUT ME?

You: Okay... the more the merrier I guess...

*You six run to a normal elevator and go to the school basement.*

You: Okay keep your eyes peeled.... he could be hidden any- Cedric what are you doing?

Edward: It's Edward! And I'm following your directions!

*Ced-Edward peels a banana and puts it on his eyes.*

You: Uhm. Okay we kinda don't have time for this so LETS GET GOING!

*You and your team hides behind a corner, and sees Renesme talking with Teacher.*

Teacher: And THEN I saw Saggy tits hanged on the pole, and I was like "Ohhh I know why you are here" and then I winked and then he fainted but I don't know he didn't answer back like he was dead!!

Renesme: Uhm.... he fainted from your beauty?

Teacher: It must be that :) I gotta go.....  did you just get taller.

Renesme: Our kind grows quicker then others.... remeber?

Teacher: Oh yeah. See ya later bae. I gotta feed Chalk Boy burnt remains of Chalk!

Renesme: Okay :)

*Teacher walks away, and you signal for everyone including Renesme to follow.*

Class: She sure is fast :(

You: Were fine... he's down here... I see him.

*You see Chalk boy curled up in a little cage.*

You: Go to him quick! Sister, find a way to get him out!

Class: Something isn't right....

You: Yeah yeah, I don't want to hear it! UNLOCK HIM!

Class: Where's Teacher.....?

You: I can't hear you I'm too busy unlocking this cage! Wait..... where's teacher?

Classs: -.- We've got to run or else shes just jump in one us! RUN GUYS!!

*No one runs.*

Teacher: Well, well well. We have ALL of the brats and betrayers here. :))

*She slowly ascends from a magic pole.*

Class: CURVE OFF TEACHER WE ALL OUTNUMBER YOU!!

Teacher: Oh Okay :))

*Your teacher shakes her 'curves' and she looks like a milk carton.*

Class: Um... your curves are boxlike then.

*You sneak to the cage Chalk Boy is in, and pick the lock open like a pro.*

Teacher: NO ONE IS LEAVING THIS BUILDING TONIGHT!

*She charges at you, while you close your eyes and wait.*

Teacher: AAAH D:

*You open your eyes, and see Chalk boy standing next to you, throwing wads of burnt chalk.*

Chalk boy: THATS RIGHT! BACK I TELL YA!

*You all make a circle around your teacher.*

Teacher: I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL! LYDIAAA!

Renesme: Plot twist: I'm actually a vamp and human that grows quick!

*Teacher cries while Scooby Doo howls in the distance.*

Teacher: Nerveless... CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO CRU- CRUD!!

*Chalk boy takes her want and eats it.*

Teacher: D: NOT WANDY :(

Class: You bring all the fandoms here we need them to see this!!

You: I SHALL DO THE MAGIC CALLING!

*All the fandoms appear and start killing the Teacher slowly.*

Luna: I SHALL END YOU WITH SOOTHING THERAPY!!

Teacher: D: BACK! BACK BACK BACK!

*Your Teacher dances and half of your people collapse.*

You: NO LETS END HER ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

*Your teacher lunges for you and sits on you.*

You: CAN'T BREATH GASP!!

*Chalk boy rugby tackles her, as all the fandoms use their powers to fight her.*

Percy: WATER

Hazel: EARTH

Leo: HOT FIRE GUY

Jason: AIR

Aang: AVATAR

Luke Hemmings: Um. LOOKING HOT!

Fetty Wap: ILL PECK YOU WITH MY BEAK!!

*Your Teacher is standing but needs one more hit to fall.*

Dad: You should have this last hit.

Teacher: HA HA! I TAUGHT THIS IDIOT AND I'VE LEARNED THAT SHES A SICK COWARD!!

You:.......

Teacher: Your afraid to kill a fly let alone ME!

You: You're a sick pedo and you're right......

*You take out your taco and Oreo sword and stab her chest.*

You: ..... I am afraid to kill a fly.

                  ^Teacher

Fandoms: .......................

You:   ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з-(//ಠ益ಠ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿


Fandoms: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA

*All of the fandoms pick you up, and throw you up and around.*

Fandoms: WE LOVE YOU :DDDD

You: It's over now. It's all over :')

VICTORY

(9/10)


All was well

For now

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IT IS OVER

THERE SHALL BE AN EPILOUGE BUT NOT TODAY MY HEAD HURTS LIKE CRAZY

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