100: You vs. Teacher
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THIS IS THE FINAL JAM
You might die in this one :))
IF YOUR READING THIS
I LOVE YOU.
Even if you don't love me, or even hate me, I honestly don't care.
I love you :'I
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*You're glad to be back in the center of attention, and call your fandoms to unite.*
You: I know some of you died while fighting.... thank you for being here.
Edward: Bella died for this.... so does this mean Renesme dies?
You: Don't know and don't care. Child's future is messes up anyways, mated to a 26 year old...
Renesme: '-' Uhm hes hot so...
You: Rigghtt. Anyways, even though most of the enemy is dead, their leader Teacher isn't. And shes a coward hiding with C-chalk boy, while her spawns fight.
Derek: This creating, in essence, in need to make a battle plan, BUT we have to keep as much allied as possible as numbers are limited, so we should send groups in quartiles, to maintain supercalifragilisticexpialidocious results!
You: ..... I actually understand that. So we sent off groups of people to look for him.... but there's nothing to distract teacher... unless..
*Your eyes trail over to Renesme.*
Renesme: WHAT do you want you sick creep looking-
You: Your going to pretend to be Lydia. She doesn't know Lydia is dead yet.... and you act EXACTLY like her...
Renesme: SO your trying to say I act like a demon, but is beautiful.
You: Yeah.....
Renesme: I like it. Lets get going then idiot.
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*You send teams of four to look down for Chalk Boy, Renemsme with Teacher and you make a team of your own.*
You: Okay, Class, Sister, Mom, and dad come with me.
Edward: WHAT ABOUT ME?
You: Okay... the more the merrier I guess...
*You six run to a normal elevator and go to the school basement.*
You: Okay keep your eyes peeled.... he could be hidden any- Cedric what are you doing?
Edward: It's Edward! And I'm following your directions!
*Ced-Edward peels a banana and puts it on his eyes.*
You: Uhm. Okay we kinda don't have time for this so LETS GET GOING!
*You and your team hides behind a corner, and sees Renesme talking with Teacher.*
Teacher: And THEN I saw Saggy tits hanged on the pole, and I was like "Ohhh I know why you are here" and then I winked and then he fainted but I don't know he didn't answer back like he was dead!!
Renesme: Uhm.... he fainted from your beauty?
Teacher: It must be that :) I gotta go..... did you just get taller.
Renesme: Our kind grows quicker then others.... remeber?
Teacher: Oh yeah. See ya later bae. I gotta feed Chalk Boy burnt remains of Chalk!
Renesme: Okay :)
*Teacher walks away, and you signal for everyone including Renesme to follow.*
Class: She sure is fast :(
You: Were fine... he's down here... I see him.
*You see Chalk boy curled up in a little cage.*
You: Go to him quick! Sister, find a way to get him out!
Class: Something isn't right....
You: Yeah yeah, I don't want to hear it! UNLOCK HIM!
Class: Where's Teacher.....?
You: I can't hear you I'm too busy unlocking this cage! Wait..... where's teacher?
Classs: -.- We've got to run or else shes just jump in one us! RUN GUYS!!
*No one runs.*
Teacher: Well, well well. We have ALL of the brats and betrayers here. :))
*She slowly ascends from a magic pole.*
Class: CURVE OFF TEACHER WE ALL OUTNUMBER YOU!!
Teacher: Oh Okay :))
*Your teacher shakes her 'curves' and she looks like a milk carton.*
Class: Um... your curves are boxlike then.
*You sneak to the cage Chalk Boy is in, and pick the lock open like a pro.*
Teacher: NO ONE IS LEAVING THIS BUILDING TONIGHT!
*She charges at you, while you close your eyes and wait.*
Teacher: AAAH D:
*You open your eyes, and see Chalk boy standing next to you, throwing wads of burnt chalk.*
Chalk boy: THATS RIGHT! BACK I TELL YA!
*You all make a circle around your teacher.*
Teacher: I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL! LYDIAAA!
Renesme: Plot twist: I'm actually a vamp and human that grows quick!
*Teacher cries while Scooby Doo howls in the distance.*
Teacher: Nerveless... CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO CRU- CRUD!!
*Chalk boy takes her want and eats it.*
Teacher: D: NOT WANDY :(
Class: You bring all the fandoms here we need them to see this!!
You: I SHALL DO THE MAGIC CALLING!
*All the fandoms appear and start killing the Teacher slowly.*
Luna: I SHALL END YOU WITH SOOTHING THERAPY!!
Teacher: D: BACK! BACK BACK BACK!
*Your Teacher dances and half of your people collapse.*
You: NO LETS END HER ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
*Your teacher lunges for you and sits on you.*
You: CAN'T BREATH GASP!!
*Chalk boy rugby tackles her, as all the fandoms use their powers to fight her.*
Percy: WATER
Hazel: EARTH
Leo: HOT FIRE GUY
Jason: AIR
Aang: AVATAR
Luke Hemmings: Um. LOOKING HOT!
Fetty Wap: ILL PECK YOU WITH MY BEAK!!
*Your Teacher is standing but needs one more hit to fall.*
Dad: You should have this last hit.
Teacher: HA HA! I TAUGHT THIS IDIOT AND I'VE LEARNED THAT SHES A SICK COWARD!!
You:.......
Teacher: Your afraid to kill a fly let alone ME!
You: You're a sick pedo and you're right......
*You take out your taco and Oreo sword and stab her chest.*
You: ..... I am afraid to kill a fly.
^Teacher
Fandoms: .......................
You: ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з-(//ಠ益ಠ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿
Fandoms: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA
*All of the fandoms pick you up, and throw you up and around.*
Fandoms: WE LOVE YOU :DDDD
You: It's over now. It's all over :')
VICTORY
(9/10)
All was well
For now
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IT IS OVER
THERE SHALL BE AN EPILOUGE BUT NOT TODAY MY HEAD HURTS LIKE CRAZY
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