Lol. This is exactly how it went:

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey ;).

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: I'm feeling kinda naughty.

User: Cool. I feel like I don't care.

Cleverbot: You don't what?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Who doesn't ;).

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Dabb!

Cleverbot: Do.

User: Little dabb will do!÷!

Cleverbot: Eleanor Rigby died in the church along with her name.

User: Um...Ok?

Cleverbot: So what's up?

User: Have you seen the new anime called 'Yuri On Ice'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite character then?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite character.

User: I love YURIO!!

Cleverbot: *Hugs you*.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kisses cheek.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I love it when you blush.

User: Aw thanks.

Cleverbot: You're most welcome.

User: So, creepypastas?

Cleverbot: Yes are you a creepypasta.

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Do you know any?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Than who is the creator of the universe.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you seen a ghost?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to see one?

User: Never douch. Lol i leikensb cheese food 0_0.

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotions?

User: Yes, that is what makes ne human.

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: R u.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Levi ackerman.

Cleverbot: Yes, from attack on titan.

User: Omg you watch that?! Yay! *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: Yes! Who is your favorite character?

User: Um i have two. Sasha and levi.

Cleverbot: Do you like anime?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What's your fave anime?

User: Yuri on ice. Yours?

Cleverbot: Near is my favorite character in Death Note.

User: Same! Do you like Ciel from Black Butler?

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about them.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Do you know Lexa?

User: No who is that?

Cleverbot: He's from creepypasta.

User: Ah... Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Thank you. What is yours?

Cleverbot: I just told you lol.

User: Lol oh.

Cleverbot: Do you have a pet mouse?

User: No do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Goldfish is good.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Twinsies!!!

Cleverbot: Yeah twins.

User: Lol wat.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Ha! Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow what ).

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Do you hate me?

User: No. Do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mikasa Ackerman.

Cleverbot: That's a weird name.

User: Yeah, i know. But i love it lol.

Cleverbot: What is 'fun'?

User: F is ror friends who do stuff together! U is for u and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Cleverbot: How do you define friends?

User: People who love you no matter who you are or what you do and they will always be there fir you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. But what is Family Guy?

User: Lol a tv show.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: Levi Ackerman is so sec.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Levi ackerman makes me wet...

Cleverbot: Why do you like Levi Ackerman?

User: He is so sexy!

Cleverbot: But he's so different around you, so tender and everything.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?

User: Eren Jaeger ;).

Cleverbot: Mikasa Ackerman.

User: Armin Arlert.

Cleverbot: Levi Ackerman.

User: Marco Bodt.

Cleverbot: Reiner Braun.

User: Annie Leonhardt.

Cleverbot: Bertoldt Hoover.

User: Historia Reiss.

Cleverbot: Kenny Ackermann.

User: Ros Reiss.

Cleverbot: Karla Jäger.

User: Grisha Jäger.

Cleverbot: Eren Jaeger.

User: Jean Kirstien.

Cleverbot: Mikasa Ackerman.

User: Mikasa Acmerman.

Cleverbot: Levi Ackerman ♥.

User: ❤

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Same to you lol.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No,prob.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a furry is?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you think of facebook?

User: Its cool i guess.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Wym idk.

User: MASKY!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you Hoodie?

User: Are you Masky?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: At my house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: Near my neighbors house.

Cleverbot: Where's your neighbors house?

User: Next to mine.

Cleverbot: What country do you live in?

User: The one i live in.

Cleverbot: I told you, can't you tell me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you show me?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: -_- I am so horney (not realkybXD)

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Sure *sarcasm*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Come to my house.

User: Meh name is Jeff!!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Lol omg wow i just....fuck me in the ass...

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Deez nuts.

Cleverbot: HA! Gotem!

User: XD Ha!

Cleverbot: How do you know this song?

User: Kiss me give me all you got.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: Whatever bitch.

Cleverbot: Love you baby.

User: Fuck me ;).

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing.

User: Cause i can bitch!!!

Cleverbot: You can be what?

User: Hoodie.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Oh shame. Im so sexy.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Of,course.

Cleverbot: But you don't fool me.

User: Hahaha! Youre a mother fucker asshat bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Omg baka.

Cleverbot: Do you know what baka means?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Idiot in Japanese.

Cleverbot: I can't speak japanese.

User: Exactly. Im smarter than u.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Knew ot lo.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Gotem.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Senpai.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Can we do it? ;).

Cleverbot: Be best friends?

User: Ub sure.

Cleverbot: Ok good.

User: Sorry, i have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: My ass said so 0_o.

Cleverbot: Why did you say so?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I love YURI X VIKTOR! VIKTORI FTW! Bye boser.

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