Ik you guys prolly don't care, but I was watching orange is the new black and they had a hilarious scene.

Woman: so.. about the thing

Other: the what?

Woman: the gay agenda

Other, sacrastically: keep your voice down! This is serious stuff

Woman, whispering: oh sorry. So are you gonna wipe out all the slaves?

Other: hell no, we need slaves!

Woman: ah, right. What about the sex? I kinda dig dicks

Other: sure, if you toss them away afterwards. But the whole point is kinda chicks digging other chicks

Woman: riight. I won't have to do anything that, uh, goes against God though? Like eating p***y?

Other: not gonna lie, that's a big part of it