Friend: *trying to stab me*

Me: *flinches away*

Friend: you pussy

Me: YEAH, I'M A PUSSY

Me: A BIG ONE

Me: THE ONLY THING BIGGER THEN MY PUSSY IS MY DICK

--

Friend: you're so thicc--

Me: ;)

Friend: --headed

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Friend: I listen to asmr

Me: what??

Her: *le explain*

Me: ... So it's a whispering kink thing

Her: tf no

Me: I accept you, dw

Her: ima make you listen to some

Me: that's fine, but know I'll moan the whole way through

Her sister: I'd laugh

Her sister: then get uncomfortable

Her sister: then wet

Her: 0-0

Me: ;)