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Chapter 3

"Here we are!"

"What is this, a space mall?" Kassy asked.

"Oh, my god. A space mall. Oh, my god, this is the best day of my life." Rora mumbled.

"What! No! It's a swap moon!" Coran said.

"Pretty sure this is a mall, buddy." Lance said. "Come on, Allura. How about I find you something sparkly?"

"No, Princess, it's far too dangerous-"

"Coran, this isn't like how it used to be. Plus... what if I want something sparkly?" she smiled, and Lance started pulling her away.

"Bye!"

"Anything you need, Kassy?" Rora asked her.

"More bras. And clothes."

"Come on, let's go find something! New clothes!"

The group split up to find different things. Rora and Kassy found a few different clothing stores; including one that sold what looked like bras - though, of course, they were known by a different name to the aliens.

"See, I knew aliens had boobs. Ugh, what is this sizing system? I'm gonna have to just guess by looking at them." Kassy sighed.

"There's more options for sizes for aliens than there are for aliens."

"Aliens come in all kinds of sizes, though. Humans like to push the narrative that everyone should be the same size. You know what, I'm gonna get them in some bigger sizes too! They say your tits can continue growing in your 20s, so..." she picked up a load of them.

"Kassy, do you have any money?"

She paused. "No."

Rora breathed in. "I have an idea. Just go along with it. Okay?"

"Okay."

Rora ran her hands through her hair and went up to the counter. "Hey, buddy." she said to the cashier. "So, here's the deal, we are exceptionally famous humans. This girl here? She's a super famous model. Kate Moss. And I'm her fashion designer... um... Bob Ross"

"Uh...huh?"

"So. Give us these, and we'll promote your brand. Imagine having it endorsed by a human model?"

"Umm... I just work here. But, like, I don't really care enough to take your money. Just take what you want. I'm totally getting fired later anyway." she sighed. "Put it up here I'll even take off the security tags and put it in bags for you."

Rora looked at her in surprise. "Oh. Okay. In that case..."

The two girls went throughout the store, picking out a whole new wardrobe of outfits, before they left with 6 bags each of clothes, not before promising the cashier they'd hang out at some point.

They went through the space mall, finding Pidge, Keith and Hunk.

"Jesus Christ. How much did you get?"

"Where'd you get the money for that?" Keith asked.

"Oh, the cashier was super cool and let us rob the store." Rora shrugged. She grabbed a pair of sunglasses from the bag. "Pretty cool, huh?"

"There's not even any sun over here." Keith said.

"Keith, sweetie, it's not for the sun. It's for fashion." Kassy said, grabbing a matching pair from one of her bags.

"You guys have to do a fashion show for us later." Hunk said.

The two nodded. Then, Allura, Lance, and Coran rejoined them.

"Successful shopping trip, girls?" Coran asked, looking at their masses of bags. "Let's return to Shiro."

The group returned to the castle, where Shiro was. He turned. "Oh, hey, everyone."

"Shiro! We bought stuff." Rora said.

"Bought is a strong word. And it's also an outright lie." Keith said.

"What?" Shiro said.

"So, basically we told the cashier that Kassy is Kate Moss so she'd give us free stuff and she didn't care but gave us free stuff anyway because she was getting fired anyway."

"Oh! Well, I feel like I should tell you I don't condone stealing but that's kind of sweet."

And; of course, the two did their fashion show.

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