5. Don't make fun of his hair

You were in the kitchen helping Sanji with dinner. Talking about any and everything that popped up. Then the topic shifted to the forever wandering swordsman.

"That Moss Hess needs to stop sleeping all the damn time" Sanji spoke as he looked at the sleeping form on the lawn. You smiled while chopping up some tomatoes.

"He needs to or else he'll start growing grass," You commented with an amused gleam in your eyes. "He'll start photosynthesizing one day!" Setting the knife down as you finished, you and Sanji laughed at the thought of Zoro growing grass.

To caught up in your fit of laughter, you guys didn't realize the Marino standing behind you.  His scary aura glowing a deep violet color.

"What's so funny?!" He glowered at the two who were still laughing. Not having registered who asked you answered with a chirpy tone.

"Zoro's ha-" Cutting yourself off as you finally registered who asked and the aura radiating off of them.

"MY HA-" A kick to the face cut off Zoro's yelling mid way.

"DON'T YOU DARE YELL AT A LADY!!" Sanji shouted as he fired another kick at the green haired swordsman. Blocking the kick with scowl on his face.

"I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU STUPID COOK!!"

As usual the two got into their little fight. You giggled as you checked the food when Nami came in a knocked then too the ground.

"STOP FIGHTING!!"