꒰🍯꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ HONEYED LIPS
▬▬ as sweet as honeycombs,
( ❝ why are you so difficult ? ❞ )
with stingers that kill. ▬▬
▬ ( ❝ because i can be ! ❞ ) ▬
@infantwomanro .......... 2021

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꒰🍯꒱ SUMMARY ....

HONOUR JORDAN (though if you are even caught dead saying honour- she will personally set her best hexes and jinxes on you) who mostly goes by honey is what you would call... difficult. she is moody, she is stubborn (which is technically like loyalty which hufflepuff bangs on about if you really squint and disconnect the word itself), she is a recluse and she's most definitely not a perfect person. she's got one annoying older brother (who seems to think he's sponsored by quidditch broom makers across the globe- or at least you'd think that from the way he fucking commentates) and a terribly messy family.

she's not a wild child (because she certainly doesn't have the confidence to do that most of the time) and rather likes not involving herself until she feels like she can be bothered to (in which case she goes all out). she's dead funny (she thinks she is, anyways) and is possibly one of the most confusing people you'll ever actually meet. because yes she is moody, yes she is stubborn and yes she is definitely a recluse, but she's also just rather... honey-like. she sticks to things, she hangs and grips onto them. no amount of washing will get her away because she clings and she wants and she needs.

she's also (poetic descriptions aside) a terrible flirt when she thinks nobody is watching. it's not her fault, she hangs around with her annoyance of an older brother who picked up shit flirting tactics (she only subconsciously bettered them, who was she to know she'd one day blurt out her best lines to harry potter?) and that was totally not her fault. actually- speaking of things that are totally not her fault. she has many.

a list, if you will.

1) it is totally not her fault that she's seeing things. that, in fact, is something she'll be confused about for the foreseeable future ( haha ! ) and will probably never understand. no matter how many weird dreams or words resting on the tip of her tongue come to her, she might never actually understand this weird seeing business.

2) it is totally not her fault she's sort of friendless at the start of third year. well, it's totally not her entire fault that's happening. but can you blame her? she's sort of reckless at times, and no amount of useful words from her hufflepuff dormates will ever make her get over her stubbornness (and even if she does, it might actually be mortifying and too embarrassing to cope).

3) it is totally not her fault that her totally friendly flirting with harry potter whilst he plays quidditch has turned into her... totally catching feelings. it's super difficult and who was she to know that the awkward saviour-complex on legs was going to start saying a few things back? who was she to know that the totally friendly flirting was going to backfire and blow up in her face?

circe's tits, being a teenage witch is so fucking difficult.

꒰🍯꒱ THE CAST ....

❝ THE BUMBLEBEE ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic ꒱
HONOUR 'HONEY' JORDAN

❝ merlin, could you get any fitter? ❞
꒰ she/her half-blood bisexual ꒱
HUFFLEPUFF! HUFFLEPUFF!

❝ THE PRETTY (AWKWARD) BOY ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic ꒱
HARRY 'PRETTY POTTER' POTTER

❝ looked in a mirror recently? ❞
꒰ he/him half-blood bisexual ꒱
GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!

❝ THE BISCUIT MAN ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic꒱
RON 'GINGER' WEASLEY

❝ he needs a biscuit, that's
what he fucking needs. ❞
꒰ he/ him pure-blood straight꒱
GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!

❝ THE COMPETENT ONE ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic ꒱
HERMIONE 'HERMS' GRANGER

❝ trust you to be thinking about
food right now, you big prat. ❞
꒰ she/her muggleborn bisexual ꒱
GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!

❝ THE PIANO MAN ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic ꒱
LESLIE JR 'LEE' JORDAN

❝ honest, it's actually an owl.❞
꒰ he/him half-blood queer꒱
GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!

❝ THE ANGLE-FACED HELLION ❞
꒰ as described in the fanfic ꒱
EMMERY 'EM' TATES

❝ let's start again.❞
꒰ she/her pure-blood bisexual ꒱
RAVENCLAW! RAVENCLAW!

❝ THE SEMI-RATIONAL LION ❞
꒰as described in the fanfic꒱
KAI 'CRACKERS' SASUKI

❝ nobody follows the pets rule,
plus stanley's a real gent. ❞
꒰ he/ him muggleborn queer꒱
GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!

AND MANY OTHERS

꒰🍯꒱ COPYRIGHT ....

right, usually i copy and paste my copyright stuff but this is j*r so i have to say some things to you right about now.

i do not condone or agree with jkr's views whatsoever. and if you do, this is not the story for you. harry potter and the universe it lays in has been clawed out of this woman grasps and i'm glad it has. we are free to make it as we like, it is our own to form and structure and nobody should feel unsafe in this community. you are who you are, and you are so valid and should be so proud of your identity. never let some white-woman who thinks she can monopolise on others take away your pride in your identity. you are worth more than her terrible twitter tweets and ridiculous views.

i do not claim ownership of the harry potter books and franchise and the lore of the universe (unless i have added to it, which you will find, i have). it is sadly owned by a certain joanne r*wling which i am sad to say. but that is legally the truth and fact of it all. i claim ownership to my oc's and their storylines in adjacent with characters clearly not mine. i claim ownership over the deeper characterisation of lee jordan as they are my own little thoughts and funny snippets i put into his character. but i do not own this character. you will find i do this with other characters in the story as well.

my characters are not to be published anywhere else without my specific permission. and if they are, credit should be given as it is due. an idea you see within this book that is clearly crafted by me can only be used with specific permission (and if i say no- i mean it).

alright, that was a bit depressing. mwah <33

꒰🍯꒱ REMINDER...

if you a rereading... please do not spoil in the comments or i will delete them !! thank you :)) (that is if i actually finish this book lolsie)

꒰🍯꒱ DEDICATIONS ....

there are a lot of you. okay? sorry if you aren't tagged, but i tried my hardest to squeeze you all in here. lilaclantern, -AXOLOTLSONGS, retropetals, SISV1ENNA, -JASONSGRACE, LOCALKYOSHI, artattoos, itsmesaly, -melaniiie, -LAURSSOL0VEBOT, phrodites, -PERCYJACKSONSGF, grangerbbydanger, blushingwounds, sunsetgenie, anna_satan, stormtoweather, -sanascribbles, achillesbl00d, moonysunflower, -sarcasticfilms, ghxstifxce-, soulsrot, WritterTiffany_0704, zoenightshade1233, phrodites, entwinedlovers, divineskies, CelineWeasly22, oscarisaacss, -taybaes, hmulupin, lovewraths, willtaylorsversion, thatvongirl, SANTAELVES, faeriaeygo, -ASTROLOGY, coolkiidz-, -soulm8, circeology

fuck that was too many

rosie speaks!

right. welcome. before i get into it—
yes i'm using the black hermione and
desi potter hc because i can. you cannot
convince me there were only like five or six
poc's in one year. you cannot. there are
more and i fucking know it because even
in the 90s they where everywhere so stfu.

i love the idea of desi potter bc he's not
connected and feels scared and different
and it totally makes sense why people keep
pointing out his eyes. as for black hermione
i was on tumblr (stone me later, asshole)
and i stumbled across hc of her being black
and i just have loved it since so yeah.

now onto the good shit. i've characterised
lee and he's so fine let me tell you right now.
he's the finest shit to walk this earth and i
love him so much and i love honey so much.

you definetly won't like her always. she's
in her head a lot and she's scared a lot and
generally what people might describe
as a difficult person (affectionate) so yeah
there's that. emmery and kai hold a special
place in my heart and i love them so much you
don't understand.

anyways i hope you enjoy this fic and
i hope you stick around bc i'm on this harry potter
high right now and i'm living and laughing
and loving to the highest extent rn.

mwah <33

— ro !!