A/N I'm gonna explain real quick. CHANGE OF PLANS!!!! I either forget or I'm too busy. So It's gonna be done in "Entries"  Deal with the changes! By the way this font is normal thoughts and this is the font sarcastic thoughts 

ONWARDS! FOR THE EMPRAAAAA!!!!!

I stood in front of a giant board. It was labeled with the title, "Bucket list". There were several ideas on the Bucket list, ideas either being little or huge. Since it was only the beginning of the year I couldn't do anything big yet, for I had no money for such thing.  I breathed a deep gulp of air, now the most difficult bit. What to choose and how to do it.

Hmm... Maybe I should pick this.

If you had the items in the first place then yes, you could.

Shut up me! um... this could be-

Nope! it's a stupid thing to do and a rubbish idea. How came up with this one is an idiot.

You came up with it, you plonker.

oh. heh... sorry

yeah... You should be. Anyway this one looks like a good idea

Hm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over your stupidity.

SHUT IT YOU! Anyway! we have all the items needed and it's not even a big thing!

Gasp! Oh My Gord! You have a good idea for once!

So, you agree?

Yeah go ahead. By the way your talking to yourself again.

"Okay then, that idea it is!"

Yawning I went back to bed and tried to sleep, for once in my life.

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I was sorting through my stuff when I found it. The "Gift", although my aunt's heart was in the right place her brain was not. People always say 'It's the thought that counts!' say that to my some of my family, seesh they were bad at gifts and some were not even on time!

I set the gift on my head. The gift was, a fedora. You know those hats "autistic" and "Bronies" wear? Yeah, that. Just so you know not every Brony wears them, also why is being autistic an insult?Taking a very deep breath i stepped outside having no idea about what was going to happen, and not caring what was going to happen.

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So, I did two things on the Bucket list. Wear a fedora the whole day and, start up a song randomly for no reason. Yep, this is what I'm doing with my life. I don't know weather to be upset or happy about this.

The song thing started off like this: I told a friend that, I wanted to sing a random song and if they wanted to join in or not. So that's how the conversation started, about what song I should sing and why. "We could do all about that bass." my friend knew a lot of popular songs, which I didn't. Tipping my fedora I asked "Really? What kind of song is that?" This friend name was Tiz. She was a good friend who I randomly met, while lost again. I got lost a lot.

A/N I don't know many of these songs, I searched top hits of 2015 on google. I'm that bad with pop music. Which I think is bad so I avoid it like the plague.

"What! How can you not- OH MY GO- REALLY!?!" she then sighed, "What about Happy?" "Happy?" I rolled my eyes "People are so un-creative now-a-days" That's when Tiz looked worried. "I'm concerned how you don't know any of these songs? Wait! don't answer that! What about uptown funk?" "Up-town F**k?" "WHAT? No! Up. Town. F-U-N-K!" She corrected me, looking agitated. "What about Cheerleader?" She questioned quickly. She almost seemed hyper at all times, she was worst when hyper. "Um... Who had the idea to name a song Cheerleader?" Raising an eyebrow she sighed. "Okay... what about Love me like you do? or See you again?" I just looked confused and Tiz pretended to faint.

"How do you not know anything about anything?" Thinking about it for a few seconds I replied "By not knowing." I heard a thump before hearing a yell. "BACK TO EARTH ALIEN!!!" I jumped in surprise and looked around the room to where the voice came from. "Woh,woh,woh. Calm down! You finally respond and it's in a form of a panic attack." looking up at Tiz I tired to calm down and fail. "You... just... where?"  I laid down on on the couch trying to catch my breath. "I'm really worried... about your health. You sure your okay?" Nodding my heading I close my eyes for a bit, taking deep breaths I open my eyes and Tiz is gone.

Bam! The door  slammed open, Tiz and the other flowing in like water from a cup. Blinking a few times, I look at them confused. "See! I told you! It like they die! or something like that!" Tiz informed the others, making me confused.

Why would they say that?

Maybe it's because your ugly?

Gee, thanks for the confident boost brain

Maybe It's because your lack of humor

Ha! Ha! Funny.

Well it's true!

Just help me for once please!

Maybe your lack of sleep. You are having more trouble with that recently.

I'm sure it some sort of prank. I hope. 

Sure! that's why May was crying on you last week!

Shut up! It's not my fault.

For the song thing, I have two ideas. If you want some.

You have ideas?

Either Balloons or Purple. By the way you just zoned out

Oh

Blinking a few times I realized something. I was on the floor, cover in water. There was a collective gasp of either shock or relief, "Why didn't the water work?" "No idea, but their awake now." Are you okay?" May was the one speaking last. I blinked and few times before saying "What... When? Why is everything... spinning?"  "Tiz, Tick get and adult or if you can't find one call 999." They both nodded and went off. Tick was called tick because she often imitated a ticking noise.

"No,no,no,no! Don't close your eyes! please don't!" "May stay with me, and the rest of you go find anything else to help" They all ran off leaving me, May and Jake. 

May held my hand as Jake tired to keep me awake, which was a hard job since I haven't slept that well in a while. Deciding I would do balloons if I could, I closed my eyes listening to the now sound sound of Jake panicking, which sounded so far away.

A/N I MADE A LONG CHAPTER I THINK!!!

YAY!!!!

So because I haven't done this in a while I did a big chap. Deal with the confusion! THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE CONVERSATIONS AND I ZONE OUT BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS THE NETHERWORLD!

or limbo. I like that game. It was creepy but sweet.

Thanks for reading! Bye my Tacos!