FUZZY, CRAB, and JR. CORN POPO are backstage. People are slowly leaving the building.

FUZZY: You could have ruined everything! DO YOU HEAR ME?? EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR!!!

JR. CORN POPO: Why?

FUZZY: Don't' you see? People might not want to watch me anymore because of you!!!

CRAB: What, do you have competition or something?

FUZZY: Yes, as a matter of fact, there is another show that THREATENS TO COMPETE WITH MINE!!!!

JR. CORN POPO: Is it odd?

FUZZY: Yes!

CRAB: How odd?

The view suddenly cuts to show a random TV screen, which shows a BEAR with a recorder (like the annoying instrument kind) and a DOG.

DOG: What are you doing?

BEAR: I'M A SNAKE CHARMER!!

He blows a reeeeeeally loud and out of tune song on the recorder right in DOG's face. DOG faints.

See? Wait, are you a snake? Huh, I'm a dog charmer too!

He bangs his head on the camera. The camera falls down so that it is pointed up at the ceiling. He looks down at the camera.

I broke my face!

The view suddenly goes back to FUZZY, CRAB, and JR. CORN POPO.

FUZZY: Very.

CRAB: I still don't understand what I did wrong! I just wanted to tell you something!

FUZZY: It couldn't wait until I was done???

CRAB: No, it was really important!

FUZZY sighs.

FUZZY: What was it?

CRAB: I just wanted to remind you that I've got black eyes.

FUZZY moves to tackle CRAB.

FUZZY: AAAAAA!!!--

He stops suddenly as a nearby phone rings. CRAB picks it up because he's closest to it.

Crab, wait--

CRAB: Hello, I've got black eyes.

There is an awkward pause.

Yeah, he's here. Who is this?

Another pause.

Spoo? What's a Spoo?

JR. CORN POPO: Bless you!

FUZZY: That's the name of the company that produces my show, give that to me!

He grabs the phone from CRAB.

Hello?

Pause.

Yeah, it's me.

Pause.

Oh, really? I'll come right over.

He hangs up.

There's someone who wants to be on the show tomorrow!

He starts leaving.

I might have a chance yet!