Zane: *finally walks through the door* he-
Me: *looks up from beating the crap out of jeff and has red eyes* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ASUNA AND KIRITO?!
Zane: O.O" um... This another anime ship?
Me: *nods*
Zane: um... o.O" i think the ship is nice ya know?
Me: good boy *turns and sees laurence*
Laurence: the ship is nice....
Me: *turns and sees BEN*
BEN: O.O" I dont know anything about the anime or the ship.... So I dont think I like it
Zane and Laurence: It was nice meeting you bro...
Me: *pic below and creepy dangerous voice*

I will reck you
BEN: OH NO *runs*
Me: COME BACK HERE *runs after him* GET BACK HERE YOU ELF
BEN: NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN IF YOU SOARE ME ILL MAKE A S.A.O FOR US
LIKE ME YOU ABBY TOBY ECT!!!!
Me: *eyes widen and stops* thats a beautiful idea! *turns towards you* HEY GUYS! I have a book idea thanks to the elf!
Everyone: O.O she protects the fourth wall.... Yet she just broke it...... Um.... o.O
BEN: HEY IM NOT AN ELF!
Me: -_-|| be glad im sparing you, boi

#BestOTP

Everyone: *turns towards you again* NIGHT EVERYONE! Or morning..... Or whatever.... :P