Someone told me to do this so I am.

1. Name: Marissa.
2. Nickname: I have a lot, but the most common is Rissa.
3. Favourite colour: Every colour is my favourite.
4. Male or female:
What I am not:
  • boy
  • girl
What I am:
  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all those who encounter me
  • kinda hungry
5. Elementary school: A pine tree.
6. Middle school: One on the street of tenth.
7. High school: A lake filled with wood.
8. College: I'm debating whether or not I wanna go.
9. Tall or short: I'm actually technically considered average but everyone else says I'm short. So short.
10. Sweats or jeans: Jeans.
11. Phone or camera: I don't understand this question.
12. Health freak: I used to wash my hands 30 times a day, but I also forget to eat.
13. Apples or oranges: I'm allergic to apples.
14. Do I have a crush: No.
15. Guys or girl friends: All the friends.
16. Piercings: I've had my ears repierced six different times.
17. Coke or Pepsi: Not coke.
18. Have I ever been on an airplane: No.
19. Have I ever been in a car accident: Yes.
20. Have I ever been in a relationship: Yes.
21. Have I ever been in a fist fight: Yep.
22. First piercing: My right ear, followed by my left. Repeated six times.
23. Best friends: Everyone is my friend. All 7+ billion people on this planet, including all the Martians and any other life form that is out there.
24. First award: Probably a lollipop after I survived the asthma attack I had as a baby.
25. First crush: I dunno. I think it was this dude in like third grade name Jaden.
26. First word: Probably door.
27. Talents: I am a professional tree climber.
28. Last person I talked to: My little brother.
29. Last person I texted: Ali-3n and my mom.
30. Last movie I watched: I dunno.
31. Last thing I ate: A bañaña.
32. Last song I listened to: Fairly Local by twenty øne piløts, but I've had Kitchen Sink stuck in my head.
33. Last thing I bought: With my own money? I don't reme-recall.
34. Favourite food: The flesh of my enemies.
35. Favourite drink: The blood of my enemies.
36. Favourite bottoms: Why do you wanna know.
37. Favourite top: -_-
38. Favourite flower: All of them.
39. Favourite animal: All of them.
40. Favourite colour: This was the third question asked, get it together.
41. Favourite movie: I have many.
42. Favourite subject: Not maths or P.E.
43. Favourite band: Why only one?
44. Have you ever fallen in love: Yeah.
45. Have I ever had my heart broken: Yeah.
46. Have I ever used too much data: Probably, but our data only gets used when not on wifi.
47. Have I ever celebrated Halloween: Yeah, I know quite a few halloween facts as well.
48. Have I ever hated the way someone changed: Yeah.
49. Have I ever gotten pregnant: I am a force of nature, I cannot be what you call "Pregnant".
50. Have I ever had an abortion: Did you not just read what I said.
51. Have I ever done something I regret: I used to regret a lot, but one day I suddenly just stopped regretting everything. It's weird, actually. I can't even bring myself to regret.
52. Have I ever broken a promise: Yeah.
53. How I ever kept a secret: No one lets me talk anyways. But I'm also not an asshole that spills everyone's secrets, and I have quite a few of my own.
54. Have I ever pretended to be happy: Probably.
55. Have I ever met someone who changed my life: Every person I meet impacts my life in one way or another.
56. Have I ever pretended to be sick: Yeah.
57. Have I ever left the country: Nope. One day I better.
58. Have I ever tried something new and liked it: I dunno. Probably.
59. Have I ever ran a mile: I'm asthmatic, think about how that would go down.
60. Have I ever cried over something stupid: Yes, but if you think about it deeper, it made me cry for a reason.
61. Have I ever went to a beach with a friend: Many times.
62. Have I ever played a sport: Only in P.E. class.
63. Have I ever gotten into an argument with a friend: Yes.
64. Have I ever disliked someone: Hasn't everyone at some point?
65. Have I stayed single for two years: I feel as though most people stay single for at least the first seven years of their lives.
66. Currently eating: I am a force of nature, I don't need food.
67. Currently drinking: ^
68. Currently listening to: My window is wide open. There's a bird tweeting in the trees outside, there's a plane flying over head, I can hear the wind in the trees, I can hear the cars on I-5, I can hear the static in my head, and I can hear my computer running.
69. There's no question here, so I'll give you a random fact: The joke of the number '69' was popular in the 50's to 70's. So basically, "Lol 69" has been around longer than you think.
70. Current plans: I don't have any, I just go with whatever happens.
71. Laying or sitting: Sitting.
72. Waiting for: Nothing.
73. Currently want kids: Not really.
74. Want to get married: Not necessarily.
75. Currently want to travel: I have had a severe lifelong case of wanderlust.
76. Lips or eyes: Neither.
77. Tall or short: Probably taller, cause not many people are shorter than I am at this age.
78. Younger or older: I'd prefer the same age, never surpassing more than a year.
79. Romantic or spontaneous: What does this even mean.
80. Troublemaker or hesitant: Depends on my mood and the situation.
81. Hookups or relationships: At this time in my life, neither. But especially not hookups.
82. Looks or personality: Personality, cause then it's love and not just lust, and I find that generally everyone is pretty.
83. Have I ever lost glasses: Yeah.
84. Have I ever snuck out: I did once, actually. It was like 7:30 in the winter in December and I walked 4 miles in the dark, freezing cold of the night and I had to call my friend to pick me up because my fingers couldn't move.
85. Have I ever held a weapon in self defence: Yes.
86. Have I ever killed someone: You'll never know.
87: Have I ever been in love: I answered this already, dongus.
88. Have I ever broken someone's heart: Probs not.
89. Have I ever cried when someone died: Yeah, mostly pets though. No one too close to me has died yet.
90. Do I believe in myself: Who knows.
91. Do I believe in miracles: I don't really know, there are a lot of reasons why I should and why I shouldn't and I could go on for a while, but I'm not going to.
92. Do I believe in love at first sight: No, I believe in lust at first sight though.
93. Do I believe in heaven: I don't know.
94. Do I believe in Santa: Some people believe in aliens and don't believe in Santa. Some people believe in ghosts and they don't believe in Santa, some people believe in a God and they don't believe in Santa. Why not? You have no proof that God exists, or that aliens exist, or that ghosts exist, but you believe in them. Why is Santa different?
Maybe it's because the others just make sense to some people. But why does it make sense?
95. Do I believe in aliens: Again with the "Some people believe in ghosts/God but not aliens". I do believe we're not alone. There is absolutely no way we can be alone. Maybe Santa is an alien.
96. Do I believe in ghosts/angels: I do, but it still brings me to question why I can believe in ghosts, but struggle to believe Santa is out there. Is it because Santa was told as a fairytale? I mean, it had to have come from somewhere, don't you think?
97. Do I believe in God: Just read everything I said in the last four questions.
98. Is there someone I really want to be with: Not in a romantic way, but in a platonic way, no.
99. Do I know who my real friends are: I'm pretty sure I do now.
100. Did I do all of them: Apart from 69, cause there was no real question. But I still gave a fact, so technically no, but yes. I did all of them.

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