(My friend gave me the idea while I was talking about my babs of Buzzfeed Unsolved. And of course, Cedric the Salamander too. Wait, is he a salamander? I don't know. I just named a dead lizard Cedric because of Shane and Ryan

Don't fucking judge me. It's like Ryan and Shane's son--)

(And yeah, I wrote this while I'm sleepy because it's rAINING AND IT'S COLD AND I'M WRAP AROUND THE SOFTEST BLANKET I'VE EVER TOUCHED so maybe I'm fucked up in the head and have errors or shit. May the ShYan edits guide me to light, bless you all demons.)

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⬜ Cedric is like Ryan and Irish is like Shane.

⬜ Both of them creates documentaries about their visits in haunted places. Well, mainly Cedric. He drags Irish along.

⬜ Irish:
- skeptical
- doesn't believe that ghosts, demons and aliens exist in real life but only as stories and some fanfic material.
- drinks too much coffee
- scares the ghosts before they scare her
- who laughs everytime
- saves Cedric whenever he's in trouble, then calls him a crybaby at the end
- wants the demons and ghost to hurt her, probably wants to die
- very optimistic even though Cedric was dragged to the other room by a ghost/demon
- "that's some strong wind, hot damn"

⬜ Cedric:
- a bean that overreacts at every noise in a haunted place
- *screams*
- who does his research accurately
- saw a toothbrush float once and is now a believer of ghost
- secretly wants to kill everyone but is too scared
- *in an unsolved crime video* "guess who just got murdered!"
- very cautious
- corrects Irish at everything
- "get yo facts straight, aliens invented dabbing"
- "wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?"

⬜ Brynlee is one of their camera crew, who is in charge of the music. Tries her best not to add memes, praise this soldier.

⬜ Josh is the one who does the research about their next haunted place but sucks at it. So he just edits the video.

⬜ The other cameraman who's very silent at their videos is still a great mystery.

⬜ okay, kill me now but just iMAGINE WENDY BEING A GHOST KID AROUND 9-12 YEARS OLD WHO DIED PROBABLY IN 1980'S and she started following the two around after they visited a haunted house.

And then when Cedric and Irish visited a new place, and Cedric is fucking teRRIFIED so bad, when they start using the spirit box (a tool that uses the same wave as the radios uses, so the ghost can control those waves to create words from different radio stations) Wendy would try to control it first before the other ghost from that place and create words like:

"Spaghetti." or "Apple Tater." just to calm the shit out of Cedric, thus helping Irish to calm him down. Wendy found the two similar to her parents so she follow her new parents around.

⬜ Their first video was so awkward not until Cedric screamed like a girl and Irish laughed at him for straight up 5 minutes. Then the tension died down as well a smol part of Cedric's sanity.

⬜ Bryn and Josh always fights. Brynlee doing her part, trying to add "subscribe to pewdiepie" while Josh who's against it, trying to make the video very poetic, very dramatic, showing the beauty of nature--

⬜ When Cedric and Irish became a couple, they started reacting to fanarts, but too scared at the fanfics.
"Are you crying, Ced?!?!"
"tHiS iS cUtE dOnT fUckInG jUdGE mE."

⬜ So Brynlee can see ghosts and she can see Wendy, and sHe iS tHe ReAsOn wHy bRyN is known for being that person who talks to 'herself' when the truth is, she's talking to the kid

"Did you know, Brendon NEEDS to be gay for Ry- NO! dOnT rEmInD mE tHat hEs mArRiEd!!"

"Irish, Brynlee is talking to the air again."

"Shut up Josh"

⬜ Cedric would have a series of nights where he has nightmares. And Irish would always be ready, preparing water for her future husband and cuddles with him so he can sleep soundly.

⬜ Angst: Cedric passed away after an accident while they were filming for their 106th video. The show was closed because, who can replace Cedric? who can make her laugh like they used to when he cracks a cheesy joke? who can make her laugh because of how scared he was?

⬜ Fluff: Because of a ghost on their 106th documentary, they got married in a weird way?? IDK, I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR ANGST LEAVE ME ALONE.

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(And no, I won't make an actual story out of this. Nope.)

(And I actually spent a shit load of time with unpopular ships of CT, I made drawings and comics of them. AND WHAT DO YA KNOW

ITS ALL FUCKING GONE

EVEN MY CEDRISH COMIC ASDFGHJKL-

And yeah, also my doodles of SaLice, PeRi, PeteRick, RaiRish, WendRai, SebAbby, FranzLey, GIna, JuNard (oof), MaddRic, CedRed, JaLice, JerIsh (remember Jeremy?)

So yeah, a lot of forgotten or unpopular ships.)

(AND AHAHAHA I HATE AND LOVE MY FUCKED UP MIND. Angst ideas are so good for my soul oh my yeetsus.

AND JADE UPDATED AND ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL KILL ME

I was planning to make a MunchingSorcerer Angst but hey, let the ship sail with fluff for awhile.

We just learned that Seto is getting thristy- okay I'll shut up about it, he's not thirsty. he just realized a bit that he LOVES Tyler.)

(And I missed Eve, where on Earth are you gurl?!?!? I just realized that I haven't posted your requests. YES with S.

requestS

so I deleted them all. oops?

but if you came back, I guess I'll just create a new one? but hey, to cherish our friendship for like, I don't know, two years perhaps? I'mma post a story for you

Go back here in Fandom Hell, ya dood, hit or miss, Wendy took the fucking kids y'all, now he be crying, don't have a will to live yo

mWaH

he be driving on his car, and to the bridge oH

they'd be finding his bodeh and threw it to San FranciscoO)

(anyways, goodbye demons, happy new year for us to suffer again)