Poseidon has updated his status

I'm beginning to wonder whether or not my parenting skills are effective

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Are you asking a rhetorical question or do you actually want an answer to that?

Poseidon: No answer would be preferable

Percy Jackson: Okay,but why does your status say that??

Poseidon: It's about your brother

Percy Jackson: which one?

Poseidon: What do you mean which one?

Percy Jackson:...You've had a ton of demigod sons over the centuries, you're going to have to be SLIGHTLY more specific

Poseidon: Don't sass me, Perseus. I'm talking about your brother Caleb.

Percy Jackson: What's wrong with him?!

Poseidon: I don't think there's anything wrong with him per se,but he's been acting a bit...strange lately

Percy Jackson: how so??

Poseidon: I've checked through your brother's search history and I've found that's he's been looking up a ton of rainbow flags lately

Percy Jackson: Wait,you're checking search history now?!?!

Poseidon: No Percy, it was just your brother!

Poseidon: Percy?

Poseidon: Percy, are you still there?

Poseidon: Perseus Jackson, you had better not be ignoring me!

Poseidon: PERCY!

Poseidon: PERSEUS JACKSON GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

Leo Valdez: OKAY I'VE DESTROYED MY PHONE AND I GOT INTO LEO'S FACEBOOK TO KEEP RESPONDING, YOU HAVE NO PROOF MY DEEDS NOW!

Poseidon: I'm not sure how to respond to this but okay...

Leo Valdez: anyways, what were you saying? :)

Poseidon: Your brother has been searching rainbow flags and is randomly breaking out into song

Leo Valdez: are you suggesting he's a Disney character?

Poseidon: Well that depends, do you know any Disney songs with these lyrics?

Poseidon: I wanna see where the people are/ I wanna see all the pretty young men

Leo Valdez: wut

Poseidon: (not finished) What's a rainbow and why is it, what's the word, que-e-er?

Leo Valdez: ...no I don't know any songs like that. In fact those lyrics sound like a parody of Part of Your World from the Little Mermaid

Poseidon: Hmm, very strange indeed

Leo Valdez: so what...are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?

Poseidon: We can't know for sure unless we ask him.

Leo Valdez: but HE may not even be sure, and besides, we shouldn't pressure him to identify with anything he's not comfortable with

Poseidon: I see. But we cannot let this subject drop completely. We'll have to confront it again sometime soon.

Leo Valdez: Okay then...so what do we do in the meantime?

Poseidon: We'll try to remain inconspicuous. Drop small hints if possible. Do you think you can do that?

Leo Valdez: of course I can, I have self-control

Poseidon: That's the exact same thing you said before you ruined the surprise party I was going to throw for Tyson

Leo Valdez: I SAID I WAS SORRY OKAY?!?!

*******

DOES CALEB BAYES GAY

You'll have to wait and find out >:3

But yes, I am adding LGBTQIA+ characters to this book in case you were wondering :) We need more representation in this world

Anyways I hope you like this chapter. I'm sorry I'm nowhere near as consistent as I used to be :')

~Webs