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theo —sisi's ex

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19:53 | today

b.i.l.
yo, did u see that stupid tiktok my sister posted with bash?

sisi's ex
🤨 the one where she's wearing his boxers
and they're in those stupid shirts?

b.i.l.
yeah that one

sisi's ex
unfortunately
thought i was hallucinating
almost threw my phone at the wall

b.i.l.
same. i was THIS close to hexing bash out of existence
like i thought we were cool, but noooo, he had to go and humiliate her in front of the entire internet

sisi's ex
ok but wait u don't like him anymore?
wasn't he your golden boy or something?

b.i.l.
yeah he was my golden boy until october 3rd

sisi's ex
what happened on october 3rd? her birthday?

b.i.l.
come on u of all people should know

sisi's ex
harry, i don't even know what day it is rn
just tell me

b.i.l.
he posted a fucking pic of her in lingerie on his main account
ON HER BIRTHDAY

sisi's ex
RIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
I SAW THAT
TEO SHOWED ME

b.i.l.
yeah. had it up for like 10 minutes before he deleted it
said it was "a mistake."
ginny showed me while i was halfway through a butterbeer and i nearly choked to death

sisi's ex
ok. first of all
i wanted to actually murder him
like azkaban wouldn't even be an option bc there'd be no body left

b.i.l.
believe me, i thought about it
and so did my dad and uncles
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sisi's ex
second of all
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE STILL WITH HIM AFTER THAT?

b.i.l.
that's what i'm trying to figure out, mate
i think she's just trying to get over u

sisi's ex
wait, hold up
u think she's still into me?

b.i.l.
🤨 obviously

sisi's ex
nah, she hates me
like full-on loathes me

b.i.l.
yeah well, hate and love are basically the same thing when it comes to her
trust me, i've been her brother for 16 years
she doesn't actually hate u

sisi's ex
then why is she playing house with christianson?

b.i.l.
bc she's trying to piss u off
clearly it's working

sisi's ex
ok but why are u telling me this?
shouldn't u be rooting for bash?
gryffindor solidarity or wtvr?

b.i.l.
i was rooting for bash
thought he was a decent bloke
but after that birthday stunt? nah
and also, at least u never humiliated her in front of the entire school n the internet

sisi's ex
wow
thanks for the glowing endorsement

b.i.l.
don't get cocky, not like i actually like u

sisi's ex
sure u don't

b.i.l.
shut up
point is, i want her away from bash
she deserves better, and unfortunately, you're slightly better
emphasis on slightly

sisi's ex
🙄 ok but what about the fact
that she clearly doesn't want me back?

b.i.l.
u don't know that
also, fun fact: bash told me she's a virgin

sisi's ex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
LMAO WTF STOP 
SIENNA?! A VIRGIN?!

b.i.l.
😒
are u done?

sisi's ex
mate, that's the funniest shit i've heard all year

b.i.l.
you're such a dick

sisi's ex
no but seriously
does he actually believe that?

b.i.l.
yeah, apparently
and now i wanna punch u bc it's clear she's still in love with ur stupid face

sisi's ex
wait wait wait back up
if he thinks she's a virgin, that means they haven't

b.i.l.
yes, theo
they haven't slept together

sisi's ex
holy shit

b.i.l.
don't make it weird

sisi's ex
no, it's just she's been with him for months
if they haven't done it, that means she's not into him like that

b.i.l.
yeah, no shit
that's why i'm texting u

sisi's ex
harry, do u realize what this means?

b.i.l.
🙄 yes, theo
it means she's still hung up on u
congratulations, u cracked the bloody code

sisi's ex
i'm gonna win her back

b.i.l.
just don't fuck it up this time

sisi's ex
i'll try my best b.i.l.

b.i.l.
call me that again n i'm hexing ur broomstick

sisi's ex
love u too harry ❤️

b.i.l.
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notturhoe january to november recap bc life's a bitch

November 9th
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draydragon we need to talk mate asap
⤷ notturhoe tf does that mean dray?

zucchini bro this is unhinged, even for u
⤷ notturhoe ur mom is unhinged

ginmartini why do i feel like half these photos are a cry for help?
⤷ hazardone probably bc they are
⤷ notturhoe u stalking me now mate?
⤷ hazardone nah, ginny sent me the post she's worried af
⤷ ginmartini don't put me on blast harry!

greenie i'm concerned abt the crying selfies t
⤷ notturhoe daph, i'm fine just expressing my art or wtvr

itsbabyzab my lesbian instincts r screaming at me to delete this for u
⤷ notturhoe what, too hot for u?
⤷ itsbabyzab no. too pathetic

flintmarkk mate, that crying selfie? top-tier meme material
⤷ notturhoe u can choke on ur own saliva

cocochanel photo credits for 7 and 8, bitch
⤷ notturhoe u wish
⤷ cocochanel i literally took them
⤷ chefgabriel i told her the angles tho

gargoyleking if u are crying abt that party in may, bro same that shit was brutal
⤷ zucchini wtf
⤷ draydragon dude u r so fucking stupid

littlewolfstar  pic 6. explain. now. theodore.
⤷ notturhoe nah sarsar sorry
⤷ littlewolfstar "nah" isn't an explanation u little ugh

pansandpots the crotch photo was unnecessary
⤷ storibook disagree. btw theo u can call me anytime if u feel sad 😘

hazardone stop looking sad, stop postings tb pics w my sis, get her back, n quit being dramatic
⤷ notturhoe 👍 cool talk b.i.l.
⤷ hazardone don't call me that

riddlemepls 6 made me laugh ngl
⤷ notturhoe glad my breakdown entertains u

storibook anyways u are so hot
⤷ notturhoe noted

riddlemepls  btw where's the rest of the photo dump?
⤷ notturhoe wdym? that is the dump
⤷ riddlemepls nah i'm talking abt the 147 other crying pics on ur camera roll

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Penny Speaks
hi loves,

—no sienna this chapter sorry (she will be in the next one)
—i know people who take photos crying are cringe but keep in mind he is like being real with his closest friends like he had never showed this photos to anyone before (idk i just felt like i had to explain this )