SPRINGDALE WASHINGTON

Trough the window of a teenage girl taking pictures of herself with her phone and music is playing loudly in the room, The girl hears a door shut downstairs and goes to her bedroom door.

"Mom? Mom, are you home?" She Asks

She receives no answer, so she goes back inside her room and shuts and locks the door. She starts taking pictures again. She pauses and scrolls through them on her phone but stops suddenly when one of the pictures has a faceless figure in the background. In fright, she slowly turns around and just as she sees the figure behind her the lights go out. She gasps and runs for the closet, shutting herself in. She dials 911 on her phone.

"911. What is your emergency?"

"There's someone in my room." She Says

"What is your location?" The girl is too frightened to answer "Can you give us a location, ma'am? Are you still there? Ma'am, please do not hang up. I've begun tracing your call, but I need you to stay on the line for me."

From an outside shot of the closet we hear her gasp and then scream. The closet doors shake and slowly blood begins to trickle out of the slats.

"Stay on the line. We'll send out an officer..."

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BUNKER MAIN ROOM

In the main library of the bunker Sam is sitting at one of the tables doing some research on his laptop, Dean enters the room with a duffel slung over his shoulder.

"All right I'll be back." Dean Says

"Wait where you headed?" Sam Asks

"Washington. I caught a case..and Elena's joining me." Dean Says

"Okay You want me to come with?" Sam Asks

"Do you want to come?" Dean Asks

"On a hunt? Why wouldn't I?" Sam Asks

"I don't know, man. 'Cause lately with you, up is down and down is sideways, you know? I-I -- I don't know what you want." Sam glares at him and he walk over to the table "Okay. You want in? Fine. Sure thing." Dean Says As He pulls a paper out of his jacket and slides it at Sam

"What's this?" Sam Asks

"Photo leaked from the crime scene. Girl was murdered in her room, doors were locked, the windows were locked." Dean Says

Sam starts looking at the selfie the girl took with the figure in the background.

"Who's the wallflower?" Sam Asks

"Exactly." She drops her bag on the ground and walks over to the table "Our Best guess a ghost caught on film. So, you're coming or what Sammy?" Elena Asks

"Does it look like I'm staying." Sam Says

MILES HOUSE

In the girl's house, Sam, Elena and Dean are standing talking to her mother. There is a large blood stain on the carpet, Mrs.Miles just stares at it while she talks.

"I scrubbed for hours. I'll have to rip up the carpet. My daughter, Casey... She picked out the color herself." Mrs.Miles Says

"We're...very sorry for your loss, Mrs. Miles. You mentioned Casey had no known enemies. What about at home?" Sam Asks

"Huh?" Mrs.Miles Says

"You know Anything unusual you may have noticed? Uh...Electricity acting up or lights...flickering, TV on the Fritz?" Elena Asks

"No, no fritzing. No cold spots, either." Mrs.Miles Says

"Sorry. Out of curiosity, uh... Why do you mention cold spots?" Dean Asks

"I'm sorry. That must sound strange, but...it's been three days since...And the police have found nothing. I'd h-- I'd have to sell my house to afford a private investigator, so when the Supernaturalists called—" Mrs.Miles Says

"Whoa, uh, sorry, the...Um...Supernaturalists?" Dean Says

"I know to the FBI it's not exactly orthodox. But these men had answers that no one else had, and I --I owe it to Casey... to listen." Mrs.Miles Says

"Now, they -- they brought up cold spots in relation to...?" Sam Asks

"Signs of the paranormal, I suppose. They're coming by today to take a look." Mrs.Miles Says

"And did these Supernaturalists give you a name?" Elena Asks

DINER

Theres a large white van outside a diner with the name "Ghostfacers" written across it in large letters. Elena and The Winchesters walk up to the van, Dean is more than slightly annoyed.

"Son of a bitch." Dean Says

Inside the diner ED Zeddmore and Harry Spengler sit at a booth, They are browsing the web on their phones.

"Oh, wow, look. We got two more followers." Ed Says

"Mm." Harry Says

"Yeah. Harry, I think it's from that library interview we did." Ed Says

"Nice." Harry Says

"Hey, pal." Ed Says

"Hmm?" Harry Says

"What did Dana post?" Ed Asks

Harry turns his phone around to show Ed a picture of a girl "No, it's just -- she changed her profile pic, and it's cropped, but you can clearly see a guy's arm around her. And she's smiling like the dickens."

"Yeah. Uh, it -- it could a platonic... arm that's touching her." Ed Says

At that moment, Sam, Elena and Dean slide into the booth with them and their faces are annoyed and the Ghostfacers respond in kind.

"Ah, the Winchesters and Elena..Yay." Harry Says

"Says nobody." Ed Says

"Ever." Harry Says

"Nice to see you too." Elena Says

"All right, shut up and listen. This is how it's gonna go. You two clowns are gonna get into that mystery machine outside, and you're gonna leave town or I'm gonna put holes in your knees." Dean Says

Ed and Harry roll their eyes as the waiter walks up carrying a coffee pot.

"Can I get you guys anything? Something, uh..." He Says

"Uh, we're ready for the bill." Dean Says

"Hey. There's still crud on this plate. Now, hit the sinks and do it right." Trey Says

"Sorry, Trey." He walks away

"Ahh, first of all, you guys don't scare us." Harry Says

"Not at all." Ed Says

"Say, "hola" to my little pistola." Harry lifts his shirt to reveal a gun in his waistband

"Are we supposed to be impressed with that treasure trail or the lady gun you got hiding in your, uh, pants there?" Elena Says

"Uh...Both? Look, whether you like it or not, we are handling this situation." Harry Says

"Yup." Ed Says

"Really?" Dean Says

"Mm-hmm." Ed Says

"Cause I see a couple of fame whores who are pointing their camera at a mom who just lost her kid." Dean Says

"Guys, we are investigators, and we have every right-" Ed Says

"No. No, you don't. You know why? 'Cause you're just gonna get in our way." Dean Says

"Or you're gonna get somebody else killed." Sam Says

"That's right. So, you can either walk out of here...or crawl." Dean Says

"It's Up to you." Elena Says

"Oh, my God, Menudo. Will you guys relax? We know what we're doing." Harry Says

"Yup." Ed Says

"Really? And what about the rest of the Bad News Bears, huh? Where's the -- where's the fat one? And -- and the girl? There was a girl, right?" Dean Says As Sam & Elena nods

"They -- we dropped them. They were -- they were dead weight." Ed Says

"Well, t-they're still alive." Harry Says

"They're -- no, they're totally alive." Ed Says

"I see. So, it's just the, uh, the dumpy duo, then. Well, that's great. So, here's the deal. A ghost... Will land you two dead in five seconds flat." Dean Says

"A ghost? Oh. They think it's a ghost. It's so not a ghost." Harry Says

"No." Ed Says

"Okay. We'll bite. What do you think it is?" Sam Asks

"Can I -- can I do it this time?" Harry Asks

"You got it." Ed Says

"Okay. I've waited all my life for this. Amazon me, bitches." Harry Says

"I will shoot you... Bitches." Dean Says

"Like we were saying, you were just going, right? Great." Elena Says

"Good talk." Dean Says

He pats Ed on the chest and the three of them gets up and leave.

"50 shades of whey too much protein!" Harry Says

MOTEL ROOM

Sam is reading off his laptop, Elena leans over his shoulder while eating some pretzels while Dean takes off his suit jacket and rolls up his sleeves.

"Uh...Dean?" Sam Says

"Yeah?" Dean Says

"Ed and Harry wrote a book." Sam Says

"What?" Dean Says

"No way.." Elena Says

"Yeah. Uh, "The Skinny on Thinman", by America's foremost Supernaturalists." Sam Says

"I'm surprised people actually read this crap." Elena Says

"What the hell's a Thinman?" Dean Says

"I don't know. Um..."He pulls up a Black & White picture of a runner with the same figure from Casey's selfie in the background "Whoa. Check that out, though. That does kind of look like whatever was behind Casey Miles, right?" Sam Says

"Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off. Big whoop." Dean Says

"Here we go. Uh, "Thinman -- "an urban legend started on the world wide web --lurks in the background of his victims' lives until he's ready to kill them." Sam Says

"Yeah, because everything started on the Internet is true. Like, uh, oh, the shark attacking a helicopter - they write the book on that one, too?" Dean Says

"Dude, real or not, thousands of people have posted to the site." Elena Says

"Yeah It's like Thinman is the new Bigfoot or something." Sam Says

"Or Thinman is just a ghost with a brand name." Dean Says

"You saying that 'cause you really think it's a ghost or because you don't like the Ghostfacers?" Elena Says

"Hey, don't forget -- we hit EMF in Casey's room." Dean Says

"Right, but the house was next door to power lines, which can affect the read." Sam Says

"A girl died in a locked room, Guys -- spells "ghost" right there." Dean Says

"Maybe it got in there before it was locked up. Who knows, Dean? But how can people all over the world see the same ghost? Spirits don't exactly hop around." Sam Says

"I know that. But right now, the veil is all kinds of screwed, okay? Ghosts could be popping up anywhere." Dean Says

"Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings date back a couple years. The veil's only been a problem for, what, the last six months?" Sam Says

Dean pulls a laptop out of his bag and sits at the other table. "Well, you know, people still see Elvis all over the damn place. Look, all I'm saying is those douchewheels ain't experts on crap."

"What are you doing?" Elena Asks

"I'm checking the local deaths to see if there's any candidates for ghosts." Dean Says As Sam and Elena looks at each other and sighs

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CASEY MILES BEDROOM

Ed is backing up from the Ghostfacer camera and talking in a dramatic voice, they are in the Miles house working.

"The closet -- the setting of the sunset of Casey's life." He pauses when he realizes Harry is distracted with something on the laptop "Harry." Ed Says

"Yeah." Harry Says

"Come on, man, would you please stop Facebook stalking your ex-girlfriend?" Ed Asks

"I was right." Harry Says

"Hmm?" Ed Says

"She changed her relationship status to "it's complicated." What does that even mean?" Harry Says

"Who cares? You broke up with her. Everything about that girl is complicated. Okay, I mean, she gets the cream puffs, she tells you to take out the filling. They're just puffs." Ed Says

"Yeah, that was some pretty messed-up stuff." Harry Says

"Mm-hmm." Ed Says

"Uh, okay. I'm -- I'm sorry. Mm. Okay. I'm good." Harry Says

"Okay?" Ed Says

"Back on game. Yeah. We're so close to finding Thinman, Ed." Harry Says

"Mm-hmm." Ed Says

"I can smell him. I can smell his musk." Harry Says

"Mm-hmm..closer than ever. This is really serious, Harry." Ed Says

"Yeah." Harry Says searching throughout Casey's closet

"I mean, the Winchesters are here, and, you know, I don't want my knees blown off by Sam and Dean. Have you ever thought that we might just, you know, bail on this?" Ed Says

"What? What the -- what the hell is wrong with you?! We can't let those jockstraps and Ms.Congeniality steal our glory. No one cares what they think. They don't even have a Twitter. We're gonna find Thinman, Ed, for our families, for Dana." Harry Says

"Oh, so, it's about your ex eating her words?" Ed Says

"It's about making all the haters eat their words. Maggie and Spruce -- the just -- deserters. They want to lead a "normal life". I mean, what is that?" Harry Says

"Screw them." Ed Says

"Screw them." Harry Says

"Right?" Ed Says

"When we find Thinman, are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil"?" Harry Says

"No." Ed Says

"We're gonna be on "Dr. Phil." Harry Says

"Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy." Ed Says

"You got it." Harry Says

Ed steps back into the closet and Harry moves to start the camera.

"Wait for it..yep." Harry Says As Ed steps out of the closet

"The bedroom of a teenage girl is meant for two things -- giggles and joy. Until one night, Thinman turned the giggles into blood." Ed Says

"Oh! You are so money right now." Harry Says

"You like that?" Ed Says

"This is good stuff. And it's gonna pay off in ladies, Ed -- lots of ladies. We're gonna need -- we're gonna need snorkels, 'cause we're gonna be swimming around in so much—" Harry Says

At that moment, Mrs.Miles enters the room with a tray of lemonade. Harry pauses in embarrassment.

"Thought you boys might be thirsty." Mrs.Miles Says

"Please. That sounds delicious." Harry Says

MOTEL ROOM

Back in the motel, All three hunters are on their laptops. Dean looks up from his laptop to Sam and Elena who is sitting across the table from him.

"Okay. All right, over the past six months, there have been three unnatural deaths in Springdale, none of them connected to Casey Miles, and none of them violent." Dean Says

"Okay, that's not exactly a recipe for a vengeful spirit. There have been a bunch of unexplained deaths pinned on Thinman. Um, a vic dies, then, a couple weeks later, a photo pops up of the vic with Thinman photobombing." Dean Says

"So, Thinman's stalking folks?" Elena Says

"According to the lore." Sam Says

"According to the idiots. How come none of these vics pinged our radar?" Dean Says

"I'm pretty sure the mysterious deaths can be chalked up to non-supernatural causes." Sam Says

"That and, honestly, most of these photos look pretty fake." Elena Says

"Even Casey's?" Dean Says

"Except Casey's. Casey's photo wasn't doctored. Whatever was behind her was really there." Sam Says

"Okay, well, that doesn't make any sense. I mean, how could something be both real and fake at the same time?" Dean Says

"Well, a girl is dead, and that's about as real as it gets." Elena Says

"All right, so, the last thing she did was she took a photo on her phone. How did that photo end up online?" Dean Says

"No clue. It was originally posted to a Thinman fan forum, but the I.P. address was blocked." Sam Says

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This thing has fans? Of course it does. Okay, well, then somebody wanted this photo on the Internet, and I'm guessing that the ghost didn't hop online to post it." Dean Says

POLICE STATION

At the police station, Sam, Elena and Dean stand at the front counter as a Deputy brings over a case file box and sets it on the counter.

"Thank you." Elena Says

"Is the, uh, sheriff around? There's a couple questions we'd like to ask him." Dean Says

"Uh, sorry to disappoint. Sheriff's on a hunting trip. But, uh, I appreciate you agents being here. I could use all the help I can get." Norwood Says
As Sam picks up Casey's phone in an evidence bag

"Wait a second. Was this cracked when you found it?" Sam Asks

"Yeah, man. Maybe she dropped it? 911 call went dead at 11:59." Norwood Says

"Wait, what time was the photo posted?" Elena Asks

"Around 2:00 a.m." Sam Says

"But the coroner has the death at midnight. How could she have posted the photo from her phone? That -- that's impossible." Dean Says

"Or...supernatural." Norwood Says

"What?" Dean Says

"Why would you say that?" Sam Asks

"A couple fellas came by, uh, asking questions about the girl's death, suggested they might be able to help. They, uh, gave me a book they wrote about, um..." Norwood Says

"Thinman?" Dean Says

"Yeah. Just..." Dean closes the file and turns around and walks away. "Not a fan?" Norwood Asks

"No he isn't." Elena Says

APPLE COUNTRY DINER

Trey is finishing up work at the diner after it has closed. He is working at the counter when he hears a knock or some sound. He goes to the window to investigate but finds no one there. He returns to the counter and opens up the security link on his computer. He scans a couple of camera feeds but sees nothing. He then gets to a shot of the parking lot and there is a brief flash of a head walking by. Then Trey flips to the security shot of himself at the counter. He can see that the Thinman stands behind him. He turns about and the Thinman flashes a hand and cuts his throat.