☁️SHIRAKUMO APPRECIATION PLEASE☁️
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Also known as:
• Hizashi Yamada is a piece of shit
• Shinya Kamihara is the Limbo Master
• Nemuri Kayama is fucking Stupid
• Everyone needs Answers

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☁️) Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
💋) Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
🏃‍♂️) Tensei Iida - Ingenium
💤) Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
👖) Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
💀) Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
🃏) Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
😈) Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
🐉) Ryuko Tatsuma - Ryukyu
🍱) Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
🎤) Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
🏅) Yagi Toshinori - All might
💢) Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
🐰) Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
🐓) Keigo Takami - Hawks
💅) Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
💉) Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
👻) Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
🐍) Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
🤦‍♂️) Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

^And why did i do this–

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10th June 2100
Welcome to the void
~[11 : 03]~

Nemuri Kayama: Im so bored~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I suggest putting your phone down and listening to the fucking LeSsoN.

Rumi Usagiyama: Someone hasn't put their phone on silent~

Enji Todoroki: Yeah fucking me.

Yagi Toshinori: What the hell is with your text tone? Why is it just screaming–

Yu Takeyama: You mean your text tone isn't the screams of the dammed..?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: If Torino catches you on your phone, he'll kill you 3 times over.

Shota Aizawa: I'm honestly ready.

Tensei Iida: Am i the only one who doesn't know what the fuck is going on in this lesson. Is Torino speaking the right language?

Keigo Takami: Iida.

Keigo Takami: We're in an English lesson???

Tensei Iida: We are? I thought this was math?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Thats concerning, i think you should go see Recovery Girl–

Anakuro Hirooki: Tensei, at least make it less obvious your texting.

Tensei Iida: wHat do you mean

Tsunagu Hakamata: Sis is staring at his crotch like a loser

Kan Sekijiro: If i was a teacher and i saw my student looking at his lap like that I'd send them to therapy.

Tensei Iida: Rude.

Yu Takeyama: Why does Torino look happy today tho? Normally he looks like he's on the brink of murder.

Nemuri Kayama: Not many things do make him happy i think? He enjoys suffering like if a child got hit by a car he'd probably wheeze.

Ryuko Tatsuma: If he does that i think he's on the wrong career path.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What can make you suffer in a classroom though? Suprise pop quiz?

Anakuro Hirooki: He wouldn't –

Ryuko Tatsuma: He would.

Tsunagu Hakamata: He did :')

Keigo Takami: Shit, i didn't study at all–

Kan Sekijiro: I believe thats the whole point of a surprise test..?

Yu Takeyama: But Torino always says "pLeaSe sTudY eVeRydAy"

Hizashi Yamada: It won't be that bad, english is easy :)

Oboro Shirakumo:
Fuck off Hizashi "the English Prodigy"

Hizashi Yamada: Well it sucks to suck doesn't it :))

Rumi Usagiyama: Oh thats low

Enji Todoroki: I only know curse words in English, how fucking useless

Tsunagu Hakamata: Just cuss Torino out instead of doing the actual test.

Enji Todoroki: Good idea

Yagi Toshinori: I hope you enjoy detention

Shinya Kamihara: You'll all be in detention if you don't put your phones down. We have a test.

Nemuri Kayama: Whats the answer to the first question?

Rumi Usagiyama: I think its option b?

Hizashi Yamada: Yep

Nemuri Kayama: No, the question before that.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: There is no question before the first question..?

Keigo Takami: Please don't tell me you mean "Write your name"

Nemuri Kayama: Thats the one.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Thats not even a question sweetheart. Come on, your better than this.

Oboro Shirakumo: She isn't though, we all know this.

Nemuri Kayama: What if its a trick question? Does it want me to write Nemuri or Your name?

Tensei Iida: Wait thats valid–

Emi Fukukado: NO IT ISN'T

Anakuro Hirooki: Just leave it blank ;)

Mirai Sasaki: Do not leave it blank, you will get automatically failed.

Nemuri Kayama: I'll just write 'your name' to be safe.

Shota Aizawa: I hate everyone here, im going to jump out the window.

Hizashi Yamada: Sho please sit down you'll alert Torino of our cheating.

Yu Takeyama: Yeah he wants you to sit down so we can keep cheating not because he's worried about you dying.

Rumi Usagiyama: Why hasn't Torino noticed is texting this whole time though, i thought we would've definitely been caught by now.

Keigo Takami: Im pretty sure he has a group chat with the other teachers and they use it for the sole purpose of bitching about us.

Nemuri Kayama: Oh they do. Ectoplasm dropped his phone once and i stole it to have a quick peep. Literally the worst thing ever, they hate all of us.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Is that legal?

Shota Aizawa: Of course they hate us, i hate us.

Hizashi Yamada: And im finished ~

Oboro Shirakumo: Share the answers plese, im still on the fifth question

Tensei Iida: Im on question one, next caller–

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Stop bragging about it and work.

Shinya Kamihara: At least its multiple choice so theres always a chance?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Nemuri is the incarnation of bad luck so i wouldn't be surprised if she picked the wrong answer every time.

Hizashi Yamada: It happened at least 7 times in middle school. I don't know how she does it.

Tensei Iida: You should see her in math. Thats a whole new story.

Anakuro Hirooki: Like you can talk Tensei, your math grades are lower than the bar when Shinya does limbo–

Ryuko Tatsuma: His quirk is literally made to decimate everyone at limbo

Shinya Kamihara: They don't call me Human Origami for nothing.

Tensei Iida: Kuro you literally get the same grades as me. Sit down

Yu Takeyama: Torino can see how you two suddenly started scowling at eachother. I bet he'll figure us out in the next minute.

Oboro Shirakumo: HIZASHI GIVE US THE ANSWERS QUICK

Hizashi Yamada: I dont know...

Keigo Takami: Please

Hizashi Yamada:

Nemuri Kayama: Actually Hizashi, fuk you

Rumi Usagiyama: Is that even English??

Tomoko Shiretoko: I will put a curse on your future child. Ill curse them with an allergy to cAts.

Shota Aizawa: Woah hold up. Thats more of a punishment for me, first thing i do when school is over; burning your occult book.

Tsunagu Hakamata: I know we're all angry but its very cute that Shota assumes he will have a kid with Hizashi~~

Yagi Toshinori: Class.

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck Toshinori. Why would you give Torino your phone?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Because of course he can answer you, Todoroki.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck off

Shinya Kamihara: I literally said this would happen.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Shut up, you went on a tangent about Limbo.

Yagi Toshinori: I want everyone to put their phones down, i don't want you calling for help when i issue your punishment.

Yu Takeyama: Its legal tho right?

Yagi Toshinori: Borderline illegal but UA is a great cover up

Rumi Usagiyama: FUCKING RUN FOR IT

Nemuri Kayama: Bye sir, have fun marking our tests~~

Emi Fukukado: Also good luck with the punishment Toshinori. We love you

Enji Todoroki: I hope he breaks your nose.

Yagi Toshinori: Little Shits. You still have school tomorrow.

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Yesterday was so empty without the weekly shonen jump, i need to know whats happening in bnha. A 2 week cliffhanger was super mean 💀

My profile is now a big tribute to Oboro because look at him. Look. At. Him.🥺🥺