⚠️⚠️Ok I've created greatness, a new book with all the obscure ideas for this story. The current one is about the dekusquad traveling back in time. Its very chaOtiC.
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Also known as:
• i laughed writing this
• six zones of chaos
• The fuck is a sqUaLL

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Keigo Takami - Hawks

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30th April 2101
Sextet of life is a mess
~[10 : 33]~

Shota Aizawa: Why do the teachers insist on pairing us six up? It never works out.

Oboro Shirakumo: I don't know what your taLking about, our work on the medical dummy has been put on global display.

Yagi Toshinori: We all know that wasn't for a good reason-

Hizashi Yamada: This is different though! We get to practice rescue, we can't mess that up!

Nemuri Kayama: Literally where have you been these last two years?

Hizashi Yamada: I've been in denile.

Tensei Iida: We're going to the landslide zone first, pack up your shit and get rescuing~

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Landslide Zone...

Yagi Toshinori: Why do we have to rescue Enji? Nothing lost if he gets crushed by a building.

Hizashi Yamada: Don't let your personal feelings interfere with the rEsCuE

Yagi Toshinori: At least let me laugh at him for a bit longer.

Tensei Iida: Even i know that provoking the victim is a bad idea, knowing Enji he'll probably light the whole area on fire.

Nemuri Kayama: I don't even know where to start? I can't exactly put a mountain to sleep.

Hizashi Yamada: Plus mine and Toshi's quirks will probably make the situation waaay worse.

Oboro Shirakumo: Tensei run and get some actual gear.

Yagi Toshinori: Don't actually run though because this ground is very unstable and the slightest thing could probably make the whole thing come crashing dOWn-

Nemuri Kayama: Its like you want us to get jinxed?

Shota Aizawa: Oh would you look at that. Mr Engine is taking a tumble.

Hizashi Yamada: He's going to tUmbLe straight into a wALL

Yagi Toshinori: I can destroy it with my quirk!

Hizashi Yamada: DID YOU JUST FORGET EVERYTHING WE STATED ABOUT THE UNSTABLE GROUND?

Nemuri Kayama: The floor is moving, thats not normal right?

Shota Aizawa: Thats normally what happens in a LaNdSLidE

Tensei Iida: I forgot we were in the landslide zone!

Oboro Shirakumo: TUMBLE QUIETLY YOU SPOON

Tensei Iida: sPOON?

Hizashi Yamada: Sho just hit his head in a wall and knocked himself oUT

Hizashi Yamada: I mean he's smiling and i know he wanted this BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

Yagi Toshinori: Honestly who smiles when they get knocked unconscious

Nemuri Kayama: Shota duh

Tensei Iida: Holy cow. Im completely buried, theres diRT in mY mOuTH

Oboro Shirakumo: Even underground you can hear Enji cursing us out because we 'dOn'T kNoW hOw tO Do oUr jObS'

Hizashi Yamada: I AM EXTREMELY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. IM VERY CLOSE TO SELLING MY SOUL

Nemuri Kayama: Don't worry the heros will help us soon. Don't panic.

Yagi Toshinori: WE WERE MEANT TO BE THE HEROS

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Squall Zone...
(Downpour)

Nemuri Kayama: The fuck is a squall

Tensei Iida: A bird right? The squall shit on my head?

Yagi Toshinori: I believe your thinking of the word sQuaWk

Oboro Shirakumo: There no way squawk is an actual word.

Hizashi Yamada: S i g h

Shota Aizawa: What the hell? This zone is literally just rain why do we need to be here

Yagi Toshinori: How is it even raining indoors

Tensei Iida: Ok we're rescuing Tsunagu this time. From the rAiN.

Shota Aizawa: Just tell him to man up and get an umbrella. What a fucking drama queen.

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Conflagration Zone...

Hizashi Yamada: FIRE??

Yagi Toshinori: I think we should take the fail with this one. Sorry Mirai~

Shota Aizawa: I think we've failed all of them so far..

Nemuri Kayama: I ONLY KNOW HOW TO START FIRES NOT PUT THEM OUT

Oboro Shirakumo: We need water, find water.

Tensei Iida: Its so dry in this dome that all my spit had dissolved. I doubt we'll be finding water anywhere.

Hizashi Yamada: Theres the flood zone outside, plenty of water there.

Yagi Toshinori: I don't think we're allowed to leave the zone?

Oboro Shirakumo: All im hearing is excuses. Go. Go. Go.

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Nemuri Kayama: We actually managed to put out the fires! Good job team.

Yagi Toshinori: Finally we did something right. Lets move onto the next zone

Hizashi Yamada: Weren't we meant to save Mirai? Not put out all the fires?

Tensei Iida: WELL SHI-

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Mountain Zone...

Nemuri Kayama: So all we have to do is save Keigo from the bottom of a ravine.

Shota Aizawa: HE LITERALLY HAS WINGS

Oboro Shirakumo: I really don't think thats the point here...

Hizashi Yamada: Sho! Stop heckling him to fly up.

Shota Aizawa: MOTHERFUCKING FLY YOU CHICKEN BITCH

Tensei Iida: He's not even on the cHaT 💀

Yagi Toshinori: There is not a single brain cell in this chat-

Hizashi Yamada: Just throw the stretcher down there.

Hizashi Yamada: I INSTANTLY REGRET MY CHOICE OF WORDS. MURI STOP‐

Nemuri Kayama: Chill out Zash. I still have hold of the pully string thing.

Yagi Toshinori: It hAs a NamE

Shota Aizawa: Yes but how would and injured person cLimB on the sTreTcHer? I MEAN HE COULD USE HIS WINGS BUT-

Oboro Shirakumo: So one of needs to go down there!

Yagi Toshinori: Is a brain cell finally forming?

Nemuri Kayama: Good going Kumo! Get down there Tensei

...

Shota Aizawa: Please tell me i just hallucinated you PUSHING TENSEI INTO THE RAVINE

Nemuri Kayama: I ONLY AGGRESSIVELY PATTED HIM ON THE BACK. ITS NOT MY FAULT HE SKIPS LEG DAY.

Yagi Toshinori added Keigo Takami to the chat

Keigo Takami: What the fük was that-

Hizashi Yamada: That was Tensei, falling from higher up.

Keigo Takami: Yes i sEe that. Im pretty sure hes broken his leg.

Shota Aizawa: JUST USE YOUR FUCKING WINGS, BIRD

Keigo Takami: Im meant to be injured sorrry

Shota Aizawa: YOU HAVE WINGS USE THEM

Hizashi Yamada: I'll get Torino :^)

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Ruins Zone...

Oboro Shirakumo: This is literally so unsafe whAT?

Shota Aizawa: I want to lie underneath a building

Hizashi Yamada: This whole place is emotionally exhaustinG

Tensei Iida: We're supposed to be saving Rumi. That will never happen.

Yagi Toshinori: Ive been trying to save her for houRs now. She keeps running away from me

Nemuri Kayama: I don't think injured people are supposed to run around?

Shota Aizawa: So Keigo refused to move yet here Rumi is jumping out windows? Fuck the system.

Keigo Takami: Sucks to suck my dear friends. And you six are sucking BAD

Nemuri Kayama: Thatswhatshesaid

Oboro Shirakumo: Can't you just knock her out Nemuri?

Hizashi Yamada: I don't think that would aid the rescue??

Oboro Shirakumo: Honestly screw the rescue, we've already failed spectacularly-

Tensei Iida: Are you implying we go out with a bang?

Oboro Shirakumo: Im implying we go out with a falling building

Yagi Toshinori: WAIT DON'T-

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Flood Zone...

Yagi Toshinori: Last one, lets do our best 🌚

Oboro Shirakumo: I can't even swim wth..?

Nemuri Kayama: YO THERES A WHOLE WATER SLIDE HERE!

Tensei Iida: NEMURI LETS GO

Shota Aizawa: Im not sure if you noticed the sheer drop at the end of said water slide?

Hizashi Yamada: I don't think they can hear you..

Yagi Toshinori: Im pretty sure we're meant to be saving Anakuro but she's strong enough to survive a shipwreck.

Oboro Shirakumo: I literally can't swim

Shota Aizawa: Theres also rocks. Ill laugh when they impale themselves

Yagi Toshinori: Again we should really be saving Anakuro but id rather go to sleegfjpl,

Hizashi Yamada: TOSHI JUST PASSED OUT, YOU CAN DIE FROM THAT, YO-

Oboro Shirakumo: and again, im literally drowning

Hizashi Yamada: AHHH, THEY'RE BOTH DYING GET ANAKURO TO HELP ME, SHO STOP TRYING TO JOIN THE DROWNING PARTY

Keigo Takami: The saviours become the saved..

Hizashi Yamada: PisS oFf

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I really enjoyed writing this.

I love the word Squall sffn, ive been saying it all day-

ALSO THIS BECAUSE CTFVUUUBYIN ITS GREAT