Also known as:
~ Yagi Toshinori and The Radiator
~ Nemuri Kayama causes a fire ft. Tensei Iida
~ Enji Todoroki doesn't Randomly Fucking Combust
~ Nemuri Kayama Incriminates her Uncle
~ Hizashi Yamada Only Looks Out for Shota Aizawa

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~~A wild name guide~~
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King

※ Appear Later On~

• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Ryuko Tatsumi: What the fuck. Can anyone else hear that??

Kan Sekijiro: We aren't deaf Ryuko

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Except Tsunagu

Tsunagu Hakamata: Bitch even i hear that obnoxious alarm.

Tensei Iida: It sounds like a fucking fire alarm

Enji Todoroki: Why the fuck are you staring at me??

Yagi Toshinori: gee Enji it looks like you've forgotten that YoU'rE LiTerALLy fiRE?

Enji Todoroki: I dont just randomly fucking combust ToshinoRi

Emi Fukukado: but your attitude sure does. Zing!

Nemuri Kayama: It may or may not of been my fault

Hizashi Yamada: Of course this is your fault but hOw did you set off the fiRE aLarM nEMuRi???

Nemuri Kayama: I was making food then boom fire. Literally don't even panic, its a small fire.

Ryuko Tatsumi: how big is the fire, Nemuri.

Nemuri Kayama: It's only burning half the kitchen.

Nishi Wisteria: wHy dO tHinGs AlwaYS enD iN fiRe??

Tensei Iida: i really hate to make a bad situation worse but im pretty sure i see the pros coming up the hill with all the teachers.

Nishi Wisteria: Shiiiit

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Ok so we have a handcuffed Toshinori; a knocked out Aizawa; a brain damaged Tsunagu; and Nemuri who's in a burning kitchen. I literally can't think of oNe way to get out of thissss.

Nemuri Kayama: How about we make this fun?

Yagi Toshinori: i literally see no way this could be fuN but proceed.-

Nemuri Kayama: If your able to make it out of this shithole without getting caught then those of us who get caught won't snitch on you.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im intrigued. I say yes

Nishi Wisteria: It's not like we have a ChoiCE?

Yagi Toshinori: wHy iS eVerYone LEAVING me heRe???

Emi Fukukado: You heard her Tosh its every man for themselves plus i accidentally dropped the keys out the window. Haha

Ryuko Tatsumi: "accidentally"

Hizashi Yamada: Where's Shota??

Yagi Toshinori: In here with me. Please come quick

Tensei Iida: I'll go collect the arsonist from the kitchen.

Nemuri Kayama: Thanks boo, there's alot of smoke which tastes bad.

Nishi Wisteria: I don't think you should inhale too much smoke.

Kan Sekijiro: tHeY'rE hEre, fucKiN hiDe-

Yagi Toshinori: Hizashi what the fUck?!?

Anakuro Hirooki: What happened??

Yagi Toshinori: Fucking Hizashi just ran in here, scooped Shota up then raN off?! I'm sat in Gran Torino's office, handcuffed to a shitty radiator there's 100% im getting caught unless-

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Please don't tell me you did that Toshinori-

Tsunagu Hakamata: Why did Yagi~kun just run past me hauling a fucking radiator on his arm???

Nishi Wisteria: wiTH a WhAt???

Ryuko Tatsumi: Is that why everything smells of gas-

Emi Fukukado: Don't let Enji near Torino's office lmao

Yagi Toshinori: Don't worry Enji said and i quote 'I don't just randomly fucking combust'. Just don't inhale and we'll live.

Anakuro Hirooki: Well that was certainly a large explosion-

Nishi Wisteria: What the hell happened????

Enji Todoroki: I may have randomly fucking combusted. . .

Yagi Toshinori: wHat tHe Fuck, eNji?

Anakuro Hirooki: There's just a gaping hole where Torino's office was

Anakuro Hirooki: You can even see the teachers from here, look at them and their pissed off faces.

Tensei Iida: We might have a slight dilemma...

Tsunagu Hakamata: uh oh Tensei broke out the big words. Something bad must have happened.

Tensei Iida: I can't tell you to fuck off when you're right.

Nemuri Kayama: The fire may have gotten bigger and that may of been our fault...

Nishi Wisteria: I hate to think how it got bigger.

Kan Sekijiro: What even happened, the smoke is wafting up to the second floor-

Tensei Iida: **your fault Nemuri. It was ten billion percent your fault.

Nemuri Kayama: Look man. How was i supposed to know throwing napkins at a fire would make it bigger.

Yagi Toshinori: Pretty sure we all KNEW THAT?

Anakuro Hirooki: Teachers have now spread out and scouting the classrooms and halls. I wonder what the look on Torino's face will be when he sees his non existent office. May God save us all.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Does anyone actually have an escape plan??

Mirai Sasaki: Im already back at the dorms.

Enji Todoroki: You motherfucker. You knew this would happen, i can't express how much i want to kick your flat fucking ass. Fuck you.

Tensei Iida: Proof the only word in Enji's vocabulary is variations of the word 'fuck'.

Shota Aizawa: What the fuck happened? Why did i wake up slung over Hizashi's shoulder? Why do i smell a mixture of smoke and gas? Fuck you Nemuri.

Kan Sekijiro: scroll ⬆️

Tsunagu Hakamata: Man is he in for a surprise.

Shota Aizawa: ok. ok. ok.

Nishi Wisteria: Where is everyone even at? I haven't seen a single person.

Hizashi Yamada: Me and Shota are running across the field to the dorms. We managed to make it out the building before the teachers got in.

Shota Aizawa: Now excuse us as we watch movies all night and try to forget about this absolute disaster of a night.

Nemuri Kayama: Movies without us?!?!

Hizashi Yamada: You can join us if you make it out.

Yagi Toshinori: I am here, running for my life through the corridor to the entrance, still trailing a whole ass radiator behind me.

Tensei Iida: Me and muri are in the cafeteria trying not to catch on fire :)

Anakuro Hirooki: I have a fantastic birds eye view of all the shit going down rn. Speaking of, Torino is right behind you, Enji.

Enji Todoroki: wHa

Anakuro Hirooki: There he goes ;))

Ryuko Tatsumi: Hes being lectured to high hell. This is funny as fuck.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im hiding in the bathroom stalls. Pretty sure i hear one of Ectoplasm's clones guarding the door. I might die and become a bathroom ghost

Emi Fukukado: I'm coming to rescue you darling~~

Anakuro Hirooki: aand she just bumped into Torino.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oh then I'll been in this bathroom stall all night if you need me, have fun everyone :))

Kan Sekijiro: I see some of the teachers investigating the dent Tsunagu made in the wall. What if they think its a villian attack?!

Ryuko Tatsumi: I mean it's pretty damn obvious its not villians-

Nemuri Kayama: Oh no they definitely think its a villian attack now.

Shota Aizawa: You did something incredibly stupid again didn't you?

Nemuri Kayama: Blame it on the fire not me

Yagi Toshinori: YOU CAUSED THE FRICKING FIRE?!

Tensei Iida: Let us explain at least. It was a heat of the moment kind of thing you knowww

Nishi Wisteria: Speak.

Nemuri Kayama: It all started in the summer of 20XX, it was a warm day the perfect weather-

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oh fuck off

Tensei Iida: Basically we got caught in the kitchen by the actual Ectoplasm. We were just chilling so its not like we were being suspicious but then Nemuri fucking burst into tears and said a villian trapped us in here after we came to turn in some work.

Anakuro Hirooki: You really are an idiot Kayama-

Hizashi Yamada: It gets worse doesn't it?

Nemuri Kayama: Sensei asked me to describe what the villian looked like and my mind completely fucking blanked.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: What did you say them??

Nemuri Kayama: The only person i could think of was my uncle. I think i should call him and explain that he's an arsonist and a villian now. How far do you reckon he could get before being caught??

Tensei Iida: We got sent back to the dorms with 2 weeks of student counseling. Anyway what movie are you watching Zashi?

Hizashi Yamada: Aristocats. We saved some popcorn for you.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Just asking but Nemuri what does your uncle look like? Again its a totally innocent question..

Nemuri Kayama: You want me to help further incriminate my uncle just so you can leave the bathroom stall?

Tsunagu Hakamata: ...yes?

Nemuri Kayama: ah fuck it, hes already in knee deep. Basically the male version of me which is weird since he looks nothing like my dad...

Tensei Iida: Not a word from any of you shit heads.

Kan Sekijiro: Does family mean nothing to you Kayama??

Nemuri Kayama: meh

Yagi Toshinori: I MADE IT OUT. IM FREE. FREEEE

Ryuko Tatsumi: Does it count as being free when your handcuffed to a broken radiator??

Yagi Toshinori: I forgot about the fucking radiator. Shit. It looks suspicious doesn't it????

Anakuro Hirooki: doEs iT LoOk sUspiciOus? 🤡🤡

Tsunagu Hakamata: How the fuck do you forget about a whole ass radiator being tied to your wrist??

Yagi Toshinori: Both of you can fuck off. Seriously tho why won't these handcuffs break even though im using my STRENGTH quirk. Mildly panicking.

Ryuko Tatsumi: They're Emi's joke cuffs

Yagi Toshinori: Yeah they're fucking hilarious. How do i get them off my wrist without the key?? If i get caught Torino will e x e c u t e m e .

Nemuri Kayama: Me, Tensei, Shota and Hizashi will meet you in the kitchen. I have an idea ;)

Kan Sekijiro: Never a good thing.