~Question at the end~
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Also known as:
• Ryuko vs Enji
• Bees: The Sequel
• Enji Todoroki and the Bear

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Wednesday 22nd July 2099
~ The Circus ~
02 : 33

Mirai Sasaki: I can't sleep.

Rumi Usagiyama: Holy shit. You may as well be telling me pigs can fly

Tomoko Shiretoko: I wish flying pigs existed

Yagi Toshinori: I can't stop thinking about those forest creatures Nana mentioned.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Same, i keep hallucinating things and hearing growls n shit.

Keigo Takami: Im also hallucinating growls haha...ha

Hizashi Yamada: How many people have to hear the same thing before it stops being a hallucination...

Tensei Iida: So everyone else has been hearing those little goblin laughs

Ryuko Tatsumi: I think that ones just you friend.

Nemuri Kayama: Enji we all nominate you to go and check outside

Enji Todoroki: And why the fuck would i go and do that

Yagi Toshinori: Because your so strong and a small forest creature is is no match for you?

Enji Todoroki: fine

Rumi Usagiyama: I really like anger holding Enji~~

Nemuri Kayama: Hizashi, me and Tensei would join you in your tent but im lowkey terrified of whats outside.

Enji Todoroki: Its a bear.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Thank God its just a bear

Tensei Iida: Yeah i was worried it would be something like a Wendigo

Tsunagu Hakamata: A BEAR IS JUST AS BAD AS A WENDIGO SWEETHEART~

Yagi Toshinori: Enji's screams are telling me the bear isn't here to give us fruit cake and a warm welcome.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Fruit cake sounds really nice right now

Shinya Kamihara: Such a shame we're in a life or death situation x

Emi Fukukado: Omg i love sarcastic Shinya. He's the bestt.

Yagi Toshinori: ENJI DON'T COME BACK IN THE TENT. WHATGAGWG

Rumi Usagiyama: Your screams are girlier than i thought, Toshi

Yagi Toshinori: You All Must Suffer With Me.

Oboro Shirakumo:

Anakuro Hirooki: Toshi, stop trying to get the bear to attack my tent. It won't work

Anakuro Hirooki: Never mind it worked-

Nemuri Kayama: KURO WE NEED YOUR MACHETE PLS

Anakuro Hirooki: im not letting you use my machete to kill a bear

Kan Sekijiro: I swear that was the exact reason you brought it.

Tensei Iida: We promise we won't kill the bear. We'll just slice its achilles tendon. :)

Keigo Takami: calm down Levi, its a bear not a Titan.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Just use the blunt end to knock it out.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Don't say it so nonchalantly, do you know how difficult that is??

Yagi Toshinori: I agree with not hurting it. We might've gotten too close to its cubs or something.

Yu Takeyama: of course Torino wouldn't check for a bear nest

Hizashi Yamada: i don't think bears live in nests..

Anakuro Hirooki: I left it by the river

Ryuko Tatsumi: What were you doing with a machete by the river

Oboro Shirakumo: I don't think anyone wants to know

Shinya Kamihara: I think we should all leave the angry bears murder zone.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Im trusting the sextet of chaos to get the machete.

Shota Aizawa: A massive mistake really

Nemuri Kayama: Come on gang. To the river!

Keigo Takami: What should we do about the bear?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Im not sure what your doing but ill be climbing up a tree~~

Enji Todoroki: I AM NOT FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM A BEAR ALL NIGHT. RUMI START WRESTLING IT.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Rumi, if you get mortally wounded we have no choice but to let you bleed out

Rumi Usagiyama: Thats just the way i like it.

Mirai Sasaki: Have you all forgotten about your quirks?

Emi Fukukado: No, i just don't want to know what a laughing bear sounds like

Anakuro Hirooki: uhM i do thouGh

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Todoroki, if you don't move you'll get hit by Emi's quirk too-

Keigo Takami: Holyyy shit

Tsunagu Hakamata: THEY BOTH SOUND THE SAME I PISSING MYSELF

Tomoko Shiretoko: Imagine having the same laugh as a bear...

Enji Todoroki: FUCK OFF

Anakuro Hirooki: The words on the screen don't match the face your making

Ryuko Tatsumi: I don't think ive ever wanted to die more.

Kan Sekijiro: The fact actual blood is coming out of your ears is more than concerning

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its not my fault his laugh is literally the sound resurrected roadkill makes

Enji Todoroki: Thats not my fucking fault either. Go cry about it some more

Ryuko Tatsumi: Or maybe i should do the world a favor by ripping out your vocal cords and turning them into a mediocre hair accessory?

Enji Todoroki: My fucking vocal cords would make a fabulous hair accessory, your crusty ass vocals couldn't even compare

Ryuko Tatsumi: You don't get off calling my voice crusty when you sound like how my eyes look after i sleep for a full weekend.

Enji Todoroki: You disgust me more than bugs do

Nemuri Kayama: Don't wanna ruin this family moment but we have the machete, also some friends

Shota Aizawa: Don't fucking sugar coat it you witch

Tashiro Toyomitsu: my mind comes up with the worst scenario but the news you deliver seems to be worse than that

Tensei Iida: Nemuri needs glasses, we'll get you glasses if we survive this‐

Keigo Takami: What have you done???

Hizashi Yamada: We thought it was the bear but it wasn't

Oboro Shirakumo: Nemuri hit a beehive with the machete. No point in prolonging the news

Yagi Toshinori: Who wants bees??

Yu Takeyama: Im having flashbacks. We should not have to deal with bEes agAin.

Oboro Shirakumo: This is my first bee rodeo and im so glad to be here with you all as we get stung

Tomoko Shiretoko: If you come to camp with a swarm of bees, i WILL use your dead bodies as sacrifice to the Wendigo

Nemuri Kayama: S u r p r i s e

Ryuko Tatsumi: Deal with the bees later just knock out Enji and the bear. Please

Enji Todoroki: what the fuck don't kno

Anakuro Hirooki: now that you mention it, everything sounds nicer without his hellish laughter

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Okay what about the bees. I don't fancy being stung beyond recognition again

Tsunagu Hakamata: I found a cave while sitting in this tree. Yu can block up the enterence with her giant ass

Mirai Sasaki: how convenient

Yu Takeyama: I don't wanna get stung in the ass!

Keigo Takami: You gotta take one for the team girl.

Yagi Toshinori: The prospect of sleeping on a stone floor without pillows or blankets scares me...

Rumi Usagiyama: We'll live~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im not so confident we will...

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Next time on The lives of Class 1-Arson: The Tribes
Watch them all turn savage on eachother as they revert to cavemen.

Ok, question time. What other ships would you like to see in the class. I already have Enji x Rei planned out but i feel like we need at least one more relationship. Maybe a Yu x Nemuri moment, idk.

Suggest here please~~