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I literally went to sleep last night and woke up with ideas for like 3 new stories. Im already loaded so maybe another time :^)
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Also known as:
• We needed another one of these
• c a k E
• nothing ever goes right

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might

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8th August 2100
6 . 6 . 6
~[02 : 12]~

Yagi Toshinori: We need to make a cake now

Oboro Shirakumo: iTs 2aM?

Yagi Toshinori: Its also Enji's birthday, i do feel slightly bad about constantly bullying him.

Shota Aizawa: You already know any cake we make will result in heavy food poisoning.

Yagi Toshinori: Thats fine too.

Nemuri Kayama: I love activities at 2 in the morning! Remember the medical training.

Hizashi Yamada: Don't bring back up old trauma.

Oboro Shirakumo: Why didn't you just make it earlier when the sun was actually up?

Tensei Iida: Enji literally guards the kitchen, he's the only one allowed to cook. What a joke.

Nemuri Kayama: I mean its more likely we set a fire in the kitchen..

Oboro Shirakumo: We set fires everywhere.

Yagi Toshinori: Just come to the kitchen and don't wake anyone up.

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Nemuri Kayama: So how do you make a cake?

Yagi Toshinori: I don't know

Hizashi Yamada: I think you need flour?

Tensei Iida: We don't have any flour. I used the last of it when i threw it on Enji.

Oboro Shirakumo: Whats a good substitute? Cocaine? Thats white too

Yagi Toshinori: nO stOp we aren't putting drUgs in the cAke

Shota Aizawa: Where does one even get drugs

Tensei Iida: Anakuro's room probably

Nemuri Kayama: Ill go check!

Hizashi Yamada: What type of cake are we even making? Cheesecake? Chocolate cake? Carrot cake?

Tensei Iida: The fuck is a carrot cake

Shota Aizawa: HmmM i don't know Tensei.

Nemuri Kayama: I got the drugs! They were under her bed

Yagi Toshinori: THATS REALLY CONCERNING

Shota Aizawa: Its not actually drugs, it tastes like dust. Probably from her hero costume.

Oboro Shirakumo: Now why would you lick it and why do you know what dust tastes like.

Yagi Toshinori: We aren't using dust as an alternative to flour and you've already put it in the bowl. Goddamn it.

Tensei Iida: Lets make a carrot cake, it sounds fascinating

Nemuri Kayama: Thats a thing?

Hizashi Yamada: We've already had this conversation. We need sugar

Yagi Toshinori: We definitely have that, thank god

Tensei Iida: WAIT THATS THE SALT-

Shota Aizawa: WHY IS IT IN THE SUGAR POT SIR

Nemuri Kayama: WE WERE PRANKING ENJI

Hizashi Yamada: WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING

Oboro Shirakumo: WE'RE TEXTING NOT YELLING

Yagi Toshinori: LETS GET BACK TO BAKING PLEASE

Hizashi Yamada: Next we need butter!

Nemuri Kayama: Just butter, nothing specific?

Hizashi Yamada: I think its about common sense. Like how you should not be puTTING GARLIC BUTTER IN IT

Shota Aizawa: So far our cake has: Garlic butter, salt and dust. We're so incompetent it hurts

Oboro Shirakumo: Lets just mix it and pray to a God that it works put in the end. Theres no way it will but miracles exist.

Tensei Iida: God can only do so much Oboro.

Hizashi Yamada: Okay, i have no clue how to make a carrot cake so make an educated guess.

Nemuri Kayama: Melt a carrot into it.

Yagi Toshinori: Can carrots even melt? Don't they just catch fire.

Nemuri Kayama: Bet

Tensei Iida: She exclaimed excitedly while running up the stairs no doubt to Enji's room. Did you know theres a way to make Enji combust in his sleep? Just whisper 'Toshinori' in his ear then boom fire.

Yagi Toshinori: Probably because he's having that stupid dream.

Nemuri Kayama: I DID IT, MELTED CARROT FOR YOUUU

Oboro Shirakumo: It looks like vomit but throw it in.

Tensei Iida: I feel like we're forgetting an important ingredient like e? E something.

Hizashi Yamada: ENJI'S FAVORITE COLOUR FOOD DYE

Shota Aizawa: I don't think that was it but who am i to try and steer fate.

Yagi Toshinori: Fake blood is the same as food dye right

Oboro Shirakumo: We put dust in a cake, it won't matter.

Hizashi Yamada: Now we let it bake for 20 minutes!

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15 minutes later...

Hizashi Yamada: WE FORGOT THE EGGS, FRICK

Yagi Toshinori: I knew we forgot something

Shota Aizawa: You definitely didn't but carry on.

Tensei Iida: Just put them in now

Oboro Shirakumo: the cakes already cooked on the outside so we can't mix it.

Nemuri Kayama: If your crack it on top it will seep into the cake like a leaky roof. The yolk might get scrambled but extra flavor is welcomed.

Yagi Toshinori: tHATs nOt hOw iT woRkS-

Oboro Shirakumo: IT IS NOW

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5 minutes later...

Shota Aizawa: What in the ever living fuck did we make

Yagi Toshinori: WHY IS IT BREATHING?

Oboro Shirakumo: Im crying, how did we mess up this bad.

Nemuri Kayama: Is it actually breathing or-

Tensei Iida: Its actually breathing, we created sentient life.

Hizashi Yamada: It reminds me of those dogs with snouts so small they cant breath through them. Poor lil cake.

Nemuri Kayama: Its so ugly sgsgh

Tensei Iida: It looks like someone ran over it during a car chase. Or it was dropkicked.

Yagi Toshinori: Do we kill it? Is that murder? Can it feEL?

Oboro Shirakumo: I don't want to be in a 300ft radius of it. Burn it, drown it, electric chair it.

Nemuri Kayama: Can you give a cake the lethal injection?

Hizashi Yamada: It looks like it could grow legs and run away any moment.

Shota Aizawa: Don't jinx it.

Tensei Iida: New plan: drench it in icing and lock it in Enji's room. The cake might go feral but thats his problem.

Nemuri Kayama: Got it....how do you make icing?

Yagi Toshinori: I bought some for that exact reason

Shota Aizawa: Why didn't you just buy a pre made cake then?

Yagi Toshinori: mOviNg oN sWifTlY-

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Later that morning...

Enji Todoroki: WHY THE FUCK IS A SENTIENT CAKE ATTACKING ME. ITS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS SHIT

Oboro Shirakumo: ....Happy Birthday?

Enji Todoroki: F U C K

Yagi Toshinori: Be grateful that took alot of work.

Enji Todoroki: I will deliver your disfigured bodies to the morgue. Fucking die.

Anakuro Hirooki: I think you should run.

Enji Todoroki: YOU SET FIRE TO THE KITCHEN TOO? I DIDN'T HEAR THE FUCKING ALARM

Mirai Sasaki: Thats surprising. I didn't either.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Torino got rid of it to teach us a lesson

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Thats eXtreMeLy unSafE

Yu Takeyama: meh we lived.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Today? Yes. Tomorrow? Who knows.

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