I took a break to watch Danganronpa 3. All i gotta say is: Why did they do my boy Hagakure like that? My poor son.

Also just finished writing angst so that thoroughly drained my ability to be funny :')
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Also known as:
• Murder Mystery Museum
• Expensive shit
• Hi im back, how are you~

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Sorahiko Torino - Gran Torino

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30th April 2100
Responsible Class
~[10 : 12]~

Rumi Usagiyama: I love class trips. Everything is always so fun!

Tomoko Shiretoko: We're going to a museum, nothing really fun about that.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Museums can be fun! You can look at stuff, you can look at more stuff and uh. Yeah all you do is look at stuff.

Tensei Iida: You can look at stuff and pretend you know about it.

Shinya Kamihara: At least we have Torino with us. He brings down the chance of disaster by 80%.

Yu Takeyama: I was wondering why this bus hadn't crashed yet.

Yagi Toshinori: Where is Enji? Its the first time im not sat next to him.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Torino put him in quirk restraining cuffs and threw him in the boot. Im sure the people sat at the back can hear his muffled cursing.

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh i thought that was the voice in my head acting up again.

Kan Sekijiro: a G a i N ?

Anakuro Hirooki: I almost killed Shota one night because of them lol.

Shota Aizawa: You should've.

Hizashi Yamada: mOvinG oN tHeN.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Yes we're having a super safe trip to a museum with pelnty of fire extinguishers. Nothing can go wrong haha.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Touch wood.

Emi Fukukado: Shame theres no wood on a bus.

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Ryuko Tatsumi: This trip is going suspiciously well. Im expecting a mass murder to show up now.

Nemuri Kayama: I've actually been learning stuff?

Shota Aizawa: God what is happening to us.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Torino said we've been so well behaved that he's willing to let us watch the exclusive documentary on quirks.

Rumi Usagiyama: So thats where everything will go wrong...

Kan Sekijiro: What? Why then?

Keigo Takami: A dark room surrounded by antiques with no supervision from the museum staff.

Shinya Kamihara: No. Im confident Torino is our ward.

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Emi Fukukado: This documentary is great.

Mirai Sasaki: Not for long.

Yagi Toshinori: im sorry what

Shinya Kamihara: Nononono Torino keeps away the bad luck.

Mirai Sasaki: Well...

Rumi Usagiyama: Oh shit. A power cut?

Nemuri Kayama: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Please don't run around in panic, we are surrounded by antiques rEmeMbEr.

Mirai Sasaki: Its just like i saw.

Tsunagu Hakamata: A power cut isn't that bad. I can still some what see, Nemuri's just blind.

Nemuri Kayama: That i am.

Mirai Sasaki: Thats not what im worried about...

Tomoko Shiretoko: See the powers already back on. Nothing happened, we didn't die, nothing is burning. We're good.

Mirai Sasaki: i knew it.

Yagi Toshinori: Oh. Thats different...

Yu Takeyama: What? Oh nevermind i see it.

Shinya Kamihara: GODDAMN IT

Keigo Takami: Yo that sculpture is missing a whole finger.

Hizashi Yamada: How expensive is that thing and how do we find a way to not pay it?

Enji Todoroki: Who the fuck pissed themselves so much that they felt the need to break a finger off a statue?

Oboro Shirakumo: Toshinori i dare you to look at the price tag.

Ryuko Tatsumi: What happened to ignorance is bliss?

Yagi Toshinori: I think I'm about to faint–

Anakuro Hirooki: It can't be that bad. Its ugly as fuck anyway, like who has a nose THAT big.

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh nevermind. My life isn't even worth that much–

Tensei Iida: Who did it though? This is assault, murder depending on how much metaphorical blood he lost.

Nemuri Kayama: Can you die from losing a finger?

Hizashi Yamada: It could get infected...

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I T ' S - A - S T A T U E

Shota Aizawa: It wasn't me, i slept through the whole documentary.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Or did you?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I actually have more than 3 brain cells so it wasn't me.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Or do you?

Nemuri Kayama: Me and Tensei were playing rock paper scissors. Its more enjoyable in the dark.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Or were you?

Enji Todoroki: I will break your finger

Tsunagu Hakamata: Or will you?

Ryuko Tatsumi: How convenient that your first threat is the same way the victim died.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Again its just a statue. An extremely expensive statue.

Emi Fukukado: Your all forgetting Mirai saw this happen and thus saw the culprit.

Mirai Sasaki: Ive been bribed to keep my mouth shut.

Yu Takeyama: DAMN THATS DIRTY

Tashiro Toyomitsu: You haven't spoken to any of us since the blackout. Oh. I know who it was.

Yagi Toshinori: TORINO DID IT?

Sorahiko Torino: You couldn't shout any louder if your lungs were being massaged.

Anakuro Hirooki: Hahahahaha. Sir, thats vandalism.

Enji Todoroki: And how the fuck did you break the finger off a statue?

Sorahiko Torino: Language.

Yu Takeyama: You don't get those privileges after you tried to pin this on us. Dirty, corrupt hero. Burn in hell.

Yagi Toshinori: Yu, what color napkins do you want at your funeral.

Yu Takeyama: Fucking red like Torino's blood.

Rumi Usagiyama: Can't we just leave and pretend it wasn't us.

Sorahiko Torino: Can't. They do a checkup after every group that enters. Theres an extremely expensive ring in here from pre quirk era.

Oboro Shirakumo: The ring thats currently on Nemuri's finger?

Nemuri Kayama: Its ugly as hell.

Shinya Kamihara: oUr wArD.

Sorahiko Torino: Nemuri take that off now or i will clock you over the head with an ancient brick.

Keigo Takami: How desperate does a museum have to be to put a brick on display?

Nemuri Kayama: Do you want the good news or the bad news?

Tomoko Shiretoko: Good, lets be positive.

Nemuri Kayama: My self worth just went up a shit ton.

Shinya Kamihara: You can't take the ring off can you...

Nemuri Kayama: 10 points to you for guessing the bad news.

Sorahiko Torino: If i wasn't your teacher i would kick your ass.

Yu Takeyama: Its never stopped you before.

Enji Todoroki: Well thats easily solved.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: It is?

Enji Todoroki: Yeah. All we need to do is cut Nemuri's finger off, take the off and put it back and then use her severed finger as a substitute for the statue.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Jail. I thought you would actually say something of use.

Oboro Shirakumo: Why don't we use butter or something?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Come near me with butter and i will scream bloody murder.

Keigo Takami: I won't even ask.

Sorahiko Torino: How do you shits normally get out of situations like this.

Anakuro Hirooki: 🐾 ⋆ 🐔 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝓈♡𝓃 🎀 🐔 ⋆ 🐾

Sorahiko Torino: I see. I have a plan class.

Shinya Kamihara: Thank god, a functional adult has a plan instead of Anakuro or Todoroki

Sorahiko Torino: We're going to pull of the most successful heist in world history.

Shinya Kamihara: I was sorely mistaken, excuse me as i cry in the corner.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Its ok Shinya, we should've known our homeroom teacher was just as insane as us.

Nemuri Kayama: HELL YEAH, GO TORINO

Sorahiko Torino: Your still suspended for a week Nemuri.

Nemuri Kayama: THATS FAIR TOO

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On the bus home...

Keigo Takami: Most successful heist in world history my ass.

Ryuko Tatsumi: We didn't even get past step one and we got caught.

Enji Todoroki: And Who's fucking fault would that be?

Tensei Iida: It was an accident. Its not like i intentionally fell down the stairs for the lols

Yu Takeyama: It was meant to be a stealth mission and yet there you were rolling down the stairs faster than my decline in mental stability.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: At least the staff were understanding..

Nemuri Kayama: Yeah! They even let me keep the ring.

Yagi Toshinori: The extremely expensive, antique ring.

Enji Todoroki: Only because they couldn't get it off your fat sausage fingers without surgery.

Anakuro Hirooki: Ew why aren't you in the boot?

Shinya Kamihara: And the finger was easily glued back on i guess..

Sorahiko Torino: Moral of the story kids. Museums suck.

Yu Takeyama: You are clearly not fit to be a teacher. Leave.

Sorahiko Torino: Detention.

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Oh woah, It feels like ive been gone for years :^)

Alot of depressing things happened over the weekend. Haikyuu ended, i cried. And

⚠️Dr. Stone and Bnha Manga Spoilers⚠️

Bnha: i swear to god if Midnight fucking dies, i will riot. I will burn down houses, shops, old folks homes, schools etc. The manga is literally so stressful atm like how many times has Aizawa almost died now? 3? 4? My heart literally can't take it anymore. Shiggy i love you, and i mean this in the nicest possible way but fuck off.

Dr. Stone: Ok a few things here. I don't think i could possibly handle Senku "dying" again because the last panel of the recent chapter looked like the shield thing didn't work. Also what the fuck xeno, i thought this would be a dad moment but obviously not. I hate everyone :')