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Mum: *Sigh* "Honestly, I'm just over some of these kids, they just make me pissed and I'm at the point of a break down, but I'm not even bothered to do it"
*Speaking*
"Alex? Where are you going?"

Alexander: "I'll be back soon"

Mum: "I asked 'where' not 'when'!"

Alexander: "I'm going to see Thomas"

Mum: "How many fucking times have you visited him? It's like you visit each other almost every, even sleeping together"

Alexander: "Isn't that how couples works?"

Mum: "Ugh! If you go in that boy there's no going back! You're stuck in him!"

Alexander: Stop! Even KiKi says that! How about you tell her to stop telling me to keep my legs closed!?"

Mum: "Oh, you really want to go through the same thing as we ladies go through?"

Alexander: "Alright! I'm out!"

Mum: "Fine! Stay there as long as you want! I need a break anyway!"

Alexander: "From me!?"

Mum: "All of you"

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Mum: "I wonder where I went wrong with some of these kids.......but.....now..I remember who their dad is"

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