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[𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝗸!!]

M/n: *sighs* You know what Crewel? You're right.

Crewel: Wha- That's unusual for you to say. Is that a new phrase you learned?

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Pantalone: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

M/n: I literally just complimented your outfit.

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M/n: *went to the Unbirthday party* This was a mistake.

Ace: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

M/n: But not today.

Yuu: Oh no, today's going to be a mess.

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Yuu: So, how was your guy's day?

Ace: We almost got surprised adopted!

Yuu: What?

Deuce: We almost got kidnapped by Dottore.

Yuu: Oh okay.

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Yuu: WAIT WHAT??

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*After M/n woke up with Riddle*

Crewel: Please, I'm begging you. Go to a doctor.

M/n: I'm sorry, is this OUR dislocated shoulder? Stay out of it

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Crewel: I trust Dottore.

Crowley: You think you know what he's doing?

Crewel: I wouldn't go THAT far.

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Crewel: I know you're deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

M/n: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack."

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Yuu: What's your biggest weakness?

Jack: I am known to be VERY uncooperative.

Yuu: Can you give me an example?

Jack: No.

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Crowley: *walks in on M/n doing experiments on students* 

M/n: I can explain.

Crowley: Can you?

M/n: IF you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

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~In Snezhnaya~

M/n: *returns* What's up guys, I'm back.

Pierro: We thought you were dead- 

M/n: Death is a social construct.

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Grim: Change is inedible

Yuu: Don't you mean change is inevitable?

Grim: *spits out coins* No, I did not.

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Pantalone: Date someone who'll wake you up at 3am to go see the stars!

M/n: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up to go see some damn stars, they will be removed from my live indefinitely.

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Ace: *causes Riddle to Overblot* Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend: The dawning realization that I fucked up BAD. 

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M/n: *summons his claymore* You wanna see how badass I am?

Also M/n: *dislocates his shoulder and breaks many bones* Take me to the infirmary.

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Riddle: *starts crying*

M/n: I would like to offer you moral support, but I have VERY questionable morals.

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M/n: *witnesses tons of Overblots and destruction* I've reached a point in my life where I need a stronger word then fuck.

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