"You're such a little shit, you know?" Seokjin says, exasperated.

"Yeah, I know," Y/N replies cheekily.

"So, how are you going to get out of this one?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, what do you mean? You are the project manager and you don't do any work. That Jimin guy under you is going to file a complaint."

"Let him," Y/N shrugs.

"How are you so chill about this?"

"It's not the first time."

"Dear lord, Y/N. You're crazy," Seokjin half laughs.

"It's boss to you, Seokjin."

"Who cares? It's literally just us in here. And seriously? Seokjin?" He rolls his eyes.

Y/N smirks. "I like hearing you call me boss, Seokjin."

Seokjin scoffs. "I should honestly quit and just work somewhere else already."

"Aww, babe, don't be like that." She leans closer to the handsome man and caresses his face. "Where's the thrill of having a secret relationship then?"

He slaps her hands away. "I swear you're going to give us away," he mutters.

"Well, you know very well how much I would like to kiss the living daylights out of you in front of the entire company," Y/N replies coyly.

"You're shameless."

"And you're cute."

They finish the meal with Y/N's flirting and Seokjin's flustered self.

"Well, I'm going back now. They'll be here soon," Seokjin says.

Y/N leans forward and wraps her arms around her boyfriend. "I wish I could keep you in my pocket."

Seokjin merely raises an eyebrow, already used to his girlfriend's eccentric behavior.

"And I wish you could stop thinking I don't need personal space," he shoots back.

Y/N grins and pulls Seokjin even closer until their forms are pressed flush against each other.

"You don't need personal space from me. I mean you've technically been in-"

"Oh my gosh, stop!" he panics and slaps a hand to her mouth.

She giggles. "You're just so easy to tease."

Their moment is interrupted when Jungkook barges in.

"What the hell? How many times do I have to tell you to knock Jeon?" Y/N scolds.

The younger male just shrugs. His eyes widens when he notices just how close to each other his boss and his co-worker is.

"Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that kind of close proximity is not a normal thing between a project head and employee."

While Seokjin blushes and stumbles away, Y/N just smirks and pulls the man closer.

"It's not," she affirms.

"Y/N," Seokjin warns.

"Well?" Jungkook asks for clarification.

Y/N blatantly kisses Jin square on the lips. Jin gapes at her, seemingly lost for words. 

Jungkook's face turns from confused to mortified. "No way. You're dating Seokjin?"

Y/N nods. "Got a problem with that Jeon?"

"Yes!"

Y/N's amusement vanishes. "What?"

"I've had a crush on Seokjin, for like forever! I thought he was single!" Jungkook confesses.

Y/N frowns. "I knew it was more than admiration. You wanted to impress him more than me!"

Jungkook shrugs. "I wasn't trying to hide it. I mean, look at that face! Who wouldn't have a crush on him?"

Seokjin blushes even further from embarrassment. "End me already," he mutters.

"Well, stop now. I don't need you crushing on my boyfriend," Y/N orders.

"Not a chance. He deserves someone who isn't ashamed of him," Jungkook says.

"The fuck? I'm not ashamed of him," Y/N retorts hotly.

"Then why doesn't everyone know you're dating? If I were you, I'd want to show everyone in the company that this beautiful human is mine."

"Yeah, I want to do that too!"

Jungkook raises an eyebrow. "Then what's holding you back?"

Y/N looks pointedly at Seokjin.

"Ah," Jungkook breathes in understanding, "But you still let him hold you back. You're a coward that's what."

"I'm not a fucking coward," Y/N snarls.

She grabs Seokjin by the tie and pulls him out of her office and into the main open-cubicles area.

"Y/N! Shit, don't do it. We're going to get fired," Seokjin pleads. 

"I love you. And I want everyone to know it," Y/N says firmly.

"Y/N! That dick, Jeon is doing this on purpose. Don't let him get to you!"

"Too bad, he already did."

With that Y/N comes to a halt and yells for everyone's attention. Seokjin wishes he could dig a hole in the ground and curl up in there for the rest of his life. 

Jungkook just stands there, incredulous and proud that he's going to get what he wants. He doesn't want much really. He just wants a few things. One, get his boss fired for treating him like shit. Two, Seokjin would finally see that Jungkook is the better option and would fall in love with him instead.

Everyone's eyes are now trained on a determined Y/N and a concerningly red Seokjin.

"I LOVE KIM SEOKJIN!" Y/N shouts before pulling Seokjin into a kiss.

"Crazy bitch," Jungkook scoffs.

Unfortunately, the department's coordinator had witnessed it all. He walks towards them crisply. "Project head Ms. Jung and Mr. Kim, I'm very disappointed in you. This was not the behaviour expected from you."

"Right, sorry to let you down Mr. Min. So I'll just go back to work and finish that project I'm working on. Have a nice day sir," Y/N smoothly conveys before sashaying back to her office.

Seokjin just rolls his eyes. However, the department head would not have any of Y/N's nonsense.

"Yes, Ms. Jung you will be returning to your office to pack your belongings," he says.

"Sir?" she turns around.

"You're fired for violating office protocol," he says curtly, "You too, Mr. Kim."

Seokjin just nods before leaving to collect his things from the cubicle. He knew this would happen.

"Yes sir," Y/N says. However, she didn't budge.

"Well?" Mr. Min asks impatiently.

"Just one thing sir," she pleads before walking to Jungkook.

Jungkook's eyes widen in surprise when she grabs his collar and pulls him into a harsh kiss. She whispers into his ear, "You really thought I would leave without getting you fired too, fucker?"

She then turns and smiles sweetly. "Sorry Mr. Min. Since I'm being fired anyways, I just thought I'd give my cupcake one last kiss."

"Y-Your cupcake?" the higher ranked man questions, confused. "But I thought it was Seokjin you loved?"

"Well, Seokjin never gives me enough attention but my cupcake here made sure I was never lonely," Y/N says.

"So you've been cheating on Seokjin?" Mr. Min asks.

"It doesn't sound nice when you put it like that," Y/N complains.

"Because it's not! Wait, why should I care about your love life?"

Y/N turns dramatically to Jungkook while Seokjin stands there utterly baffled. He knew for a fact that Jungkook is gay and has a crush on him and in no way had an affair going on with his girlfriend.

"I'm sorry my cupcake," she pouts, "Now I won't be there to do all of your work for you anymore."

She cradles his face. "Don't work too hard okay? Or else you'll get wrinkles. I could make sure you didn't get wrinkles before, but who's going to do that now?"

At this, Mr. Min raises his eyebrows. "Ms. Jung, have you been doing all of Mr. Jeon's work?"

"Yes Mr. Min! Otherwise my poor cupcake will get wrinkles!"

Some of the by standing employees throw her disgusted looks, but she doesn't care. She will drag the little shit down with her. No one messes with Jung Y/N.

Mr. Min sighs loudly and pinches the bridge of his nose. "It's too early for this shit," he mutters.

He looks up. "You're fired Mr. Jeon. The three of you, please vacate your spaces and leave the company premises within the next two hours."

With that, he walks away, mood sour and highly irritated at the loss of perfectly competent employees.

---

"I'm sorry Jinnie," Y/N says once they're outside the office building.

"I warned you," he replies bluntly.

Y/N's smile never falls. "But we can look for work together! You won't be alone. And who knows, maybe this time, you can be my boss," she winks.

A small smile makes its way onto Seokjin's face. He can't stay mad at Y/N for long. "I love how you made sure Jungkook got fired too. Idiot deserved it. You're literally barking mad."

Y/N chuckles.

On the other hand, Jungkook looked like he wanted to murder somebody. They wait for the bus, Jungkook fuming and the couple flirting.

It arrives and the bus is just about to leave when they are stopped by the frantic yells of a short man. "Wait for me! Wait for me!"

A red haired employee pants and enters the bus. The newly fired trio raise their eyebrows in question.

"Aren't you Park Jimin? The guy who filed multiple complaints about me?" Y/N asks.

"Yeah, well you're not easy to work with. I can't be blamed," the man shrugs.

"Why are you here?" asks Seokjin.

"I just got fired by Mr. Min for filing another complaint against Jung Y/N."