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chapter six

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"Oh, my god!" Hoseok exclaims, shaking Yura's shoulders. "Text him!"

She's slightly taken aback by his statement, throwing him a questioning look. "You were the one who was against this whole thing?"

He shakes his head, still shaking her shoulders. "Scratch what I said. He's hot and matched with you," Hoseok states. "Fuck Kim Seokjin, get yourself Jeon Jeongguk."

"Wow, okay, that kind of hurt," Yura mumbles, feeling like she's about to throw up since her friend keeps on shaking her.

Taehyung chimes in, "Text him, honestly." He shrugs his shoulders, smirking.

"Okay, okay!" she stresses, pushing them away to send him a message.

She panics slightly, slurring over her words. "What should I say?"

"What about 'Hey'?" Taehyung tells her. "You really suck at this, huh?"

"Well, I never really got to text a guy." She shrugs her shoulders, slightly offended by his remark. "I met my last two boyfriends verbally and actually saw them. I didn't meet them through text or something."

Taehyung nods his head slowly. "And now look where they and you are," he wittily remarks.

"Shut your ass up, blondie," Yura counters, narrowing her eyes. "I swear you'll pay for your whole attitude when I'm sober."

He simply hums, not caring at all. "Who said that we'll see each other again?"

"You always meet people twice," she quotes, "Trust me on that one."

"Now, leave me alone." Yura pushes both of them away, causing them to fall out of the bed and on the floor with a groan.

After they walk out, she nibbles on her bottom lip and thinks of a good way to start the conversation, massaging her throbbing head in the process.

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P R O F I L E

username thatsjjk
name Jeon Jeongguk
gender male
age 21
birthday September 1, 1997
height 5'10"
living place Seoul, South Korea
education graduated
work /

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me
hey

thatsjjk
hey

me
hey

thatsjjk
hey?

me
hey

thatsjjk
lmao what

me
i don't even know tbh

thatsjjk
you're acting awkward
you either never had a bf
are new on this site

thatsjjk
or just left your ex and don't know how to properly talk to another man anymore

me
fuck u

thatsjjk
chill lol
I won't question anything lmao
so why'd you text me

me
well considering that we're
on tHis kiNd of site

me
i came to ask for your opinion about dragons not being able to blow their birthday candles out

me
i think it's rude af

thatsjjk
huh? lol

me
i'm sorry
I'll stop being ironical or sarcastic

thatsjjk
nah it's fine
I like it

me
this just turned real awkward
I think I should go—

thatsjjk
no lmao don't go
I was just joking

thatsjjk
so what are you doing

me
suffering

thatsjjk
what

me
great!! i'll start telling my story-time now
thanks for asking

me
my boyfriend cheated on me with the female lead in his drama

me
then i found them making out
as i came to visit him
like damn bitch you didn't even
hear me over her damn giggles

me
anyway :)

me
i confronted him and dropped his ass
i mean i was crying but i still did it in a badass way :')

me
then i felt so damn numb inside
in these past few weeks

me
and i know damn well that i'll regret
telling my whole story to a stranger

me
my friends probably thought that
i was crazy or some shit
i mean they ain't wrong but still

me
then my roommate threw a party tonight
i drank too much and met someone who's rude af but it's gucci i guess since he  introduced me to this site

me
and now i'm drunk af
heartbroken af
texting with a mf hottie

me
but high key ruining my own chances
since i'm talking about my dumb ass ex

me
anyway :')

me
i'm lee yura
21 y/o

me
desperately trying to find someone who won't hurt me like the last dudes

thatsjjk
i'll only hurt you if you want to
but not in an emotional way

thatsjjk
physically

me
you fucking bitch why would you
try to hit or slap someone

me
do you really think that you'll
have a chance if you say that you'll physically abuse them

thatsjjk
oh so i should go all yura and tell
my whole story about how my
ex has been cheating on me

me

me
eye—

me
nvm you're right
i'm a stupid bitch

thatsjjk
with physically i meant something completely different
but you're way too innocent for that i guess

me
iNNOCENT?
lmao u seriously don't know me then

thatsjjk
how could i
we just started texting

thatsjjk
all i know is that you got
emotionally and mentally abused

me
thanks for reminding me

thatsjjk
i'm serious

thatsjjk
but let's not talk about that right now
or in any time tbh

thatsjjk
so where should we meet up

me

me
EXCUSE ME

thatsjjk
excused.

thatsjjk
no seriously
i don't have time to chat all day

thatsjjk
you're cute and all so let's just
quickly hook up

me
bitch
bitch

me
i ain't going anywhere with you

thatsjjk
why tf would you be on this website then

me
i don't know TO MEET PEOPLE FIRST?
do you always fuck strangers who
you only know for a few minutes or what

thatsjjk
and do you always tell your life
story to strangers who actually don't fucking care about that or what

me
the RUDENESS

me

thatsjjk
fine
let's get to know each other first then

me
istg if you weren't cute then
i would've dropped your ass

thatsjjk
yeah mOsT pRobAbLy
you probably pulled that
with your ex as well

me
WTF IS WRONG WITH U OMG
and where tf would you know
if he's cute or not

thatsjjk
was he cute

me
yes omg the cutest
like his squishy cheeks
i always thought that he hid
marshmallows inside of them

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
pls text me again if you stop
being whipped for someone
who played with your feelings
and literally CHEATED ON YOU

thatsjjk

thatsjjk
like bitch are you stupid
get over him
who tf needs his ass

me

me
this is the cutest thing you've
ever said to me i-

me
idk if it's the alcohol but
i'm really crying

thatsjjk
let's really stop talking about
him tho
tell me about yourself

me
oh okay

me
there's nothing interesting
about me tbh
i'm boring af

me
no wait omg i have something

me
i'm stuck in a love triangle

thatsjjk
and you want to hook up with
me as well?
damn you wilding

me
huh what are you saying

me
i'm stuck in a love triangle between
my bed and the refrigerator

me
i love to eat
and my favorite activity is sleeping

thatsjjk
how tf is sleeping an activity

me
if chasing a damn ball
is an activity, why not sleeping?

me
i mean
my bed won't fucking cheat on me
and food never disappoints me

thatsjjk
that's actually true holy shit—

me
hm other than that?
i go to a university

thatsjjk
same
which majors are you attending

me
i didn't say that i was attending

thatsjjk
huh?
you just said—

me
i've been skipping classes for
some weeks now :)

me
fuck education honestly
it doesn't teach us anything
we need in life later anyway

thatsjjk
facts tho

me
what do you do
your profile says that you graduated

me
graduated what bitch you have to
be more specific

thatsjjk
graduated high school obviously

me
and what do you wanna do later

thatsjjk
this is a hook up page and look
what we're talking about

me
just tell me omg

thatsjjk
it's kinda silly

me
who tf cares
after we hook up we won't 
see or text each other anyway

thatsjjk
true

thatsjjk
i want to sing or dance
like professionally
maybe as an idol idk

me
wow you're talented too huh

me
so you're handsome
send memes
have a nice sense of humor
and have talent?

me
where have you been for
my whole life ?

me
istg if our relationship wasn't
temporary then i would've made
you husbandy

thatsjjk
tf is husbandy

me
make you my husband
you know wifey right
it's the male form

me
if there's wifey then there's
husbandy as well

thatsjjk
lmao
i don't think that we'll
ever get to that point

me
god really did its job with you

me
completely neglected peasants
like me tho

me
i have zero (0) talents
i'm clumsy af
idk how but i will literally trip over
myself and somehow break all
of my bones

thatsjjk
lmao a good friend of mine
is just the same

thatsjjk
but you must be good in something
what do you really like to do?

me
hm
i guess you could say that
i like to write

thatsjjk
really? as in writing novels and poetry?

me
no dumb bitch as in writing smut

thatsjjk
the hell is that

me
i—
then your ass dares to
call me innocent?

me
you're the innocent one here

thatsjjk
i can prove you wrong

me
how lmao

thatsjjk

me

me
you're so dirty minded
i like it

thatsjjk
there are way more things
you'll like about me

me
like what?

thatsjjk
meet up with me to find out ;)

me

thatsjjk
trust me
we'll meet one day

thatsjjk
and then you're going to
see what your inconveniences
cause :)

me
anyway
i'll head to sleep now

me
i'll text you back when
i wake up with the biggest
hangover in the world

thatsjjk
dream about me