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Moon: get me a vodka rocks.

Jihyo: Moon, it's breakfast.

Moon: and a piece of toast.

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Tzuyu and Nayeon arguing

Jihyo: hey! Stop picking on the baby!

Moon, looking between them: which one?

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Jihyo: what did you two do?

Nayeon: well, we were minding our own businesses-

Jihyo: bullshit!

Moon: we were!

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Death: your time has come.

Moon: hold on, let me ask my wife.

Death: that's not how it works...

Moon: she said no.

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Chaeyoung: have I ever told you how much I love you?

Moon: we're not getting McDonald's.

Chaeyoung: this is bullshit.

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Moon: I like my men how I like my steak.

Sana: I agree. Sent back to the kitchen.

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Jihyo: Moon would throw herself in front of a car for you!

Tzuyu: please, Moon would throw herself in front of a car for fun.

Moon: it's sad that Jeongyeon unnie didn't allow me.

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Chaeyoung: alright, I got a plan.

Tzuyu: is it a good plan?

Chaeyoung: now, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Moon: alright, I'm sold. Let's do it.

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Moon: the doctor said I have updog.

Mina: what's updog?

Moon: Chae get in here! I told you I could get her to say it!

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Jihyo: Santa is kind of an asshole. He works one day a year and then spends the rest of it judging.

Mina: come to think of it, he would get along pretty well with Nayeon and Moon.

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Chaeyoung: are we in trouble?

Jihyo: have a good guess.

Moon: no.

Dahyun: nop.

Jihyo: try again.

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Chaeyoung: you don't know what I'm capable of!

Moon: I'm sorry to say this but it sounds like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Moon: sometimes Mina is a box.

Nayeon: explain?

Moon: Mina is fragile and soft, she needs to be handled with care.

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Jihyo: going to plan b?

Nayeon: technically, it would be plan g.

Mina: how many plans do we have? Is there a plan m?

Moon: yeah, but Momo dies in that one.

Jeongyeon: I like plan m.

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Tzuyu, standing in front of the woods holding her hand out: do you trust me?

Moon: this isn't Aladdin.

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Mina: good morning.

Nayeon: morning.

Jihyo: morning.

Sana: damn, you girls look like robots, spice it up a bit.

Moon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SPLENDID MORNING?

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Sana: small creatures are way more terrifying because their anger has less space to be bottled up

Jeongyeon: that's stupid, give an example.

Mina: spiders.

Momo: wasps.

Moon: Chaeyoung.

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Tzuyu: if you were rescuing people from a burning building and you had to leave someone behind from this room, who would it be?

Moon: probably Sana.

Sana: what? Why me?

Moon: you ate the leftovers in the fridge that specifically had my name in it, that's why!

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CEO: these man would throw themselves in front of a moving car for you!

Moon, eating her ice cream: well, I'm not stopping them.

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Jihyo: we can't let Mina and Moon drink alcohol. Not since the, uhh, accident.

Flashback to Moon and Mina at the Zoo

Moon: by the power we hold...

Mina, opens gate to the penguins enclosure: you may run free brothers and sisters!