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• 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘆 •

"MMMMMMMM ME GUSTA" tommys extremely annoying voice came through my headphones. i ran away from the funny looking blocky version of the child, in hopes that he would just leave me alone and let me find philza, so i can annoy him.

"QUACKITY, YOU BITCH, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" he continued to yell. "TOMMY, LET ME ANNOY PHILZA!" i shouted at him as i turned around and attacked him with my iron sword.

we were filming a video for tommys channel with a random mod tommy found, so of course, wilbur, tommy, and i were fucking around and phil was actually playing the game.

"LET ME HELP, LET ME HELP, LET ME HELP!" tommy started chanting. "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, FINE!" i finally stopped hitting him and turned back to my hunt for phil.

we found him in a matter of minutes, but saw wilbur already annoying him, so we joined him. i decided to turn on my autotune. i could barely make out what anyone was saying, but that meant it was annoying.

"shut up and play the game, jesus!" phil exclaimed. "no, fuck you philza." i spoke in my high pitched auto-tuned voice. phil turned around from his crafting table and smacked me with his sword.

i started fake crying and everyone errupted in laughter. "philza is an abusive father." i cried out. "you're annoying, quackity." phil said nonchalantly. i started to cry harder to add some dramatic effect to the video.

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two hours later, we finished filming and all left the call. i sat back in my chair and grabbed my phone, pulling up twitter to check some random notifs. i ended up seeing a thread i was tagged in.

TWITTER

maribeth🧸/teddybearbeth
@celestiafarrah, stop saying im simping for a random man on the internet when you're the biggest @quackity simp, hate the double standards babe👊😩
6,998 likes 4,736 comments 2,307 retweets

comments

@celestiafarrah - wHY DID YOU TAG HIM YOU WHORE

@teddybearbeth - @quackity @quackity4k CHILL OUT, LUV, SIT BACK AND RELAX @quackity

@user1 - CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE SHOW, CELESTIA @quackity @quackity4k

@user2 - @quackity @quackity4k

@user3 - I LOVE THIS @quackity

@celestiafarrah - BETH STOP THEM

@teddybearbeth - NO NEVER @quackity

@celestiafarrah - YKNOW WHAT, FUCK IT @KarlJacobs_

@teddybearbeth - BSKJDSKSNJD CELESTIA HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM

i stared at my screen in laughter. i switch my screen from twitter to my contacts. i clicked on karls and pressed call. he quickly answered.

"hey, alex!" he spoke in a cheerful voice. "hey, man, you should check twitter." i said, holding in laughs. "thats never a good thing."

i waited for a moment as he went quiet. i then heard him buckle in laughter. "what the honk?" he said in between giggles. "we should reply." i spoke. "YES!" he shouted.

i switched back to twitter and started typing my reply.

TWITTER

replying to @teddybearbeth, @celestiafarrah, and more
@quackity - me perdonas

@KarlJacobs_ - beth you killed me after i saved you :(

@celestiafarrah - THEY FUCKIN REPLIED, BETH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

@teddybearbeth - AHAHAHAHAHAHA, IM SORRY KARL, I NEEDED TO WIN

@KarlJacobs_ - its okay :]

@quackity - CELESTIA, YOU HAVE COOL HAIR

@user1 -  CELESTIA, HE NOTICED YOU

@user2 - ahhhhhhh its happening boys

@celestiafarrah - AHHHH THANK YOU

@teddybearbeth - celestia is fangirling, smh 🙄

@celestiafarrah - fuck you❤️

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