- Dabi's skin and staples randomly fall off. Toga and Twice have now made it a game to see who can pick up the most pieces.

 - "I've got 5 staples!"

 - "I have an entire clump of skin, this is so gross what the fuck?!" 😕

 - Shigaraki just sits by and lets it happen because it's better that they pick on Dabi and not him

 - As a fully grown, 20 year old man, Shigaraki cried because his roblox girlfriend dumped him.

 - He cried for W E E K S 🕴

 - Spinner doesn't have the balls to tell Shigaraki that he was the "roblox girlfriend"  and just accidentally picked the wrong guy to con

 - Dabi is aware of both of these things and just laughs to himself about it all the time

 - He's about to get arrested by heroes? No big deal. At least he wasn't stupid enough to get conned into thinking that a lizard was his uwu cute anime girlfriend 💃

 - Kurogiri carries around small boxes of raisins for Twice because he loves them. I don't know why, I don't know how, but I'm convinced Twice adores those tiny boxes 😭💕

 - Dabi hates fish (canon), so he uses it as an insult (not so canon).

 - "You smell like a fish"

 - "Fish-lips"

 - "I bet your dick tastes like fish"

 - ^^ Dabi says the FRUITIEST THINGS and doesn't even realize it 👨‍🦯

 - Twice was once smoking and accidentally dropped his cigarette out the window and onto someone's head, totally freaked out until he realized that the person he dropped it on was dabi 😃

 - Dabi's feet are so burnt, he can't wear socks because his dead skin will stick to it, so he usually wears flip flops when alone

 - This severely hurts his ego, and the only person who knows about this is Toga, who has repeatedly bought him hello kitty flip flops 😩

 - C̶o̶m̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶v̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶k̶

 - Toga snarls in her sleep

 - Like actual snarling and growling, it's ADORABLE 🥰

 - The one person who does sleep talk is Shiggy

 - "Mnnn, kitten, daddy thinks you've been so good, let's play roblox together tonight~"

 - Dabi's camera roll is full of videos of this

 - RIP Spinner ☠☠☠

 - I strongly believe Compress and Toga do facemasks together, not Toga and Twice like most people say, because have you seen that compress guy's skin??? It's fucking flawless, there's no way he hasn't built up acne under his stinky ass mask over the years without taking impeccable care of his hygiene

 - Speaking of hygiene 🤓

 - Worst to best ranked would be Dabi, Shiggy, Twice, Spinner, Toga, Compress, Magne

 - Don't ask why Magne is first, I just know this woman has the cleanest, sharpest, most perfect nails on the planet 

 - Toga has tried to hide someone's blood in the fridge and Twice thought it was cranberry juice 😐

 - Twice literally gets abused by everything: he walks into doors, slips on a puddle of water that spawned from nowhere, didn't notice the stairs

 - They once tried to cook at a barbecue and Dabi refused to be the grill

 - Toga did not take no for an answer 😼

 - Dabi also gets abused, but not by objects, more like people: he goes to buy alcohol and everyone is making puns about him

 - "Where's the rest of you, did you forget to put it on before leaving home?"

 - "Hey, hey, be careful man, he looks just like those Nomu things from TV"

 - "My daughter's dolls are in better condition than you are, dude"

 - Spills out all his dark™ thoughts into broken poetry and it's SO FUNNY

 - "on the surface, I am calm like the waves, but on the inside, I am a tsunami waiting to form" 💔🥀⛓🖤

 - STOP SOMEONE TELL HIM HE'S EDGY PLS DKGJKSAKGJSJFG

 - Toga is the only LOV member who still has their baby teeth

 - She also has other people's baby teeth, but we don't talk about that 🙂

 - Most of them have no interests in dating, but Toga can and will force them to download a dating app

 - "Toga, what do I put here?"

 - "It says job. Just put your job? Honesty is the best policy!"

 - "..."

 - Compress accidentally ends up on a date with a dilf and kinda enjoys it???

 - They shake down the pizza man every single time they order

 - I don't think a single one of them has ever paid for anything

 - "Kurogiri, I'm going out to steal some candy! Pick me up before the heroes arrive, please?"

 - Kurogiri has NOT signed up for this

 - Pls give him a break he needs it

 - Or a sprinkler. I firmly believe that Kurogiri loves walking into sprinklers and watching the water try to get him wet

 - Manz is MESMERIZED

 - Stood there for hours, once

 - Getting sprinkled

 - Watching the sprinkler

 - Watching his mist body disperse where the sprinkler had sprunkled 

 - Watching the sprinkler from afar

 - Watching the sprinkler from closer

 - Watching the sprinkler from different angles

 - Watching the sprinkler turn off

 - Watching the sprinkler turn on

 - Meanwhile, Shiggy has been crying again about his roblox gf

 - The guy is heartbroken, i stg

 - Joins in on Dabi's emo poetry thing

 - "She said she loved me, and I believed all her lies, all girls are the same" 💔🥀⛓🖤

 - SPINNER LEAVES THE HIDEOUT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS REASON

 - Toga also leaves often, but that's just because she has better things to do

 - Like attacking people

 - Or stalking them

 - Or buying cute new shoes

 - Who know wtf this girl is up to?

 - Twice eats shampoo 

 - Isn't even slick about it

 - AFO (derogatory 🤢🤢🤢) sometimes calls in to check how things are going, and ends up tuning in at the WRONG moments

 - "Give me back my game console you asshole!"

 - "Give me back my flip flops, you fish shit!"

 - "Since when do you care about fucking hello kitty?!"

 - "Since when do you play 'my horse prince otome game'?!"

 - Kurogiri lives a secret double-life in which he attends rock concerts and has actually become a somewhat famous drum player

 - Giran sometimes shows up with a new potential member, but literally gets shut down with "what is that, velcro? you think we're gonna hire a bitch who can't even tie their own shoelaces???"

 - The person runs away crying and dabi writes it in his #broken poetry journal 

 - "I'm a monster, I'm a god, no one can hurt me or else I'll hurt them first 😈😈😈"

 - Shiggy has once decayed his underwear and had to go commando for the rest of the day while waiting for Kurogiri to get back (from the rock concert, duh) so he can warp over to the store and buy (steal) some

 - Shiggy accidentally does that obnoxious thing that old middle aged men do where they bend over and you can see half their ass crack, whether you want to or not

 - Like it's just out there, the entire two cheeks, pressed against each other, ready to clap if prompted, seeing the sun shine again in all their glory, mushed up wrinkly skin jiggling like in a fucking earthquake

 - The day is hereby dubbed "Shiggy's ass" day by the LOV and is celebrated annually 

 - He HATES going commando, so he tries to steal someone else's stuff

 - Ends up with toga's bright pink panties because dabi's stuff stinks SO BADLY, and twice almost caught him scouring in his things, and compress has turned his entire closet into a marble for efficiency purposes

 - Now, when Shiggy bends over, you only see part of his ass crack. The rest is covered by neon pink

 - He doesn't even consider the possibility of just NOT bending over????

 - He doesn't bend over this many times in a regular day, but today there's stuff on the floor to be picked up, he dropped his console, he literally spends half the day hunched over

 - Too late now, the entire league has had a perfect view of that total dump truck, there ain't no going back

 - Dabi also comments fruitily about it

 - "Is that a thong? Didn't know you were that type of guy, Handjob"

 - "I swear to FUCKING HELL, IF YOU-"

 - Dabi fends off a very angry shiggy using nothing but his phone (it's a nokia, I stfg it's a nokia) camera and the message button, saying he'll send the pics of his bare naked butt to his ex-roblox girlfriend if he tries to attack him

 - Ultimately, Spinner receives about 40 pictures of Shiggy's ass

 - Now, Spinner is also crying

 - Fun times at the League of Villains 😍