*melody and estinien sitting at sarah's table silently*

melody: estinien

estinien: hm

melody: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ do you wanna get married and then have ten thousand children? ♥

estinein:˜"*°•.˜"*°• uh, i think i'll pass... •°*"˜.•°*"˜

dakki: *naruto running in* 🆈🅾🆄 🅱🅴🆃🆃🅴🆁!

melody: stay out of this, popoto!

dakki: *deeply hurt and begins to cry*

estinien: *exasperated sigh* now look what youve done.... *picks up dakki and makes an attempt to comfort her*

melody: *squinting at dakki menacingly*

dakki: 𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙣! 𝙞 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚!! *shaking in fear* 

estinien: she doesnt want to kill you, dakki

melody: *literally just whispers: "𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕕𝕒𝕜𝕜𝕚."  just to mess with them*

dakki: *loudly crying*

melody: *instant regret*ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ!! ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ!!!!*also crying*

estinien: *exasperated sigh intensifies* ಠ_ಠ *intense trying to make both of them stop crying*

sarah: wHy dO i HeAR bAbiEs crYing-- *sees both dakki and melody crying and estinien trying to comfort them and immediately backs right out of the room*

melody: *wailing* im sorry i made bad, unfunny jokes!!!

dakki: *a sniveling baby* im sorry i overreacted!!1!1

estinien: *nearing the end of his patience* bY tHe FuRY, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴛʜ ꜱʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ?!

*melody and dakki both stop crying for a moment and look at him with sad eyes and begin crying even louder than before*

estinien: GODS, HAVE MERCY!1!!!!! *jumps out of the window*

*after that, melody and dakki cried for thirty more minutes. when they finally stopped, estinien came back and they all had a happy fun time together!*