haurchefant has been threatening people all around eorzea that if they do not smile he will violently murder them, turns out mary slayer doesnt actually love him and shes just being forced to smile and agree that yes she is madly in love.

HAURCHEFANT IS EVIL AND WANTS US TO PRETEND WE'RE HAPPY WITH HIS ABUSE

but we must rise up and resist him, smiles are only beautiful if its real, the fake haurchefant smiles are not beautiful. 

plot twist, im actually on his team! S M I L E .